Squeezer

poop that hangs off the end of your ass, making it necissary to squeeze your asscheeks and wiggle around till its falls.

man this turd wont drop, its a real squeezer!

by pfloyd February 20, 2003

Squeezer

stiffy from mafiamob.com
also known as the raper of albino hairless Thai Midget boys.

Stiffy is going to Thailand next year..what a squeezer

by Anonymous March 3, 2003

Squeezer

variation: Squeeze (V): To Borrow ones vehicle; slang

Yo dad, let me squeeze your car to go cruise the elementary school this afternoon.

by MrBoner February 14, 2003

Squeezer

person who uses nitrous oxide to enhance the acceleration characteristics of their vehicle

dayum, that car is fast! that guy must be a squeezer.

by leader of the anti mullet/anti riceboy brigade March 10, 2003

Squeezer

A masturbation technique wherein the erect penis is grasped firmly, rather than the more common stroking method. Often, the force of the clench is varied rhythmically until ejaculation occurs. (Note, this method is not to be conflated with a “titty squeezer,” which does involve a measure of squeezing, but relies on the standard friction based piston procedure.)

Dude she gave me a squeezer, on the couch, with her parents right next to us in the other room.

by Faro Gomez June 17, 2019

Squeezer

A two thumb foot rub predominantly on the arch of the foot.

Sweetheart, my feet are so tired. Can I please have some squeezers?

by Sullivan Elizabeth March 17, 2025

chicken squeezer

taking something that dont belong to you like road signs

Sam is a damn chicken squeezer he stole them signs.

by robert willy August 17, 2006