Teen-spreading

Like man-spreading, but worse. A teen lounges across two-to-three seats and takes up more space than an obese, properly sitting adult ever could. Disrespectful and hobknockery behaviour. Bonus annoyance if doing the act while wearing headphones. Can also be applied to the Walmart parking lot. Only time can correct this condition; woe unto the parents.

Father: Hobknocker child of mine: if you don't cease your teen-spreading, i will smack those headphones off your head & drop kick you off this couch!
Child: (Silence....) (Has headphones on ears.)
Father: (yanks head phones off ears, gently shoves child onto floor with foot).
Child: "wtf!!!!???"
Father: "Did ya learn something?"

by LazyRooster September 5, 2023

Caito Spreading

A term used in British Parliamentary which is based on Matt Caito(famously known as fast speaking man). It's used to refer to when you matter dump in a speech and speak very quickly to do so.

"I was caito spreading so bad in that debate the adj had to unmute to ask me to slow down."

by wasteland-peace October 6, 2023

Seafloor Spreading

The act of spreading someone’s legs or ass cheeks on the seafloor. It is also a ritual that all our ancestors used to perform water sports.

Vyrra: Hi babe, let’s do some Seafloor Spreading this summer!
Zhongli: Sure babe *spreads ass cheeks*

by SeafloorSpreader November 14, 2024

Sploodge Spreading

Like the act of muck-spreading, but in this case you helicopter your penis whilst cumming.

Guys! Jim Brad And James are Sploodge Spreading! Open Wide!

Guys! Someone is Sploodge Spreading, try to catch it in your mouth like snow!

by romaaw May 13, 2024

FUDGE SPREADING

When a very horny homo (Cam) goes on a fuck spree.

Fucking as many other men as possible.

Cam got all randy after watching broke back mountain and decided he wanted to go Fudge Spreading.

by Scotte so fucking hotte January 21, 2025

slack spreading

conscious or unconscious employee habit (usually a dude) of replying outside of a slack thread to make sure one's message is read by the entire channel audience resulting in a waste of everyone's time

woke up to massive slack spreading from our infosec director, put me in a bad mood for the rest of the day

by laurecurly August 12, 2025

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by beeflover42069 December 12, 2023