A large, overweight, pink spherical creature hailing from the dark and gloomy depths of the trap door. Often renowned for his deep voice and lisp. His diet consists ghouls and other monsters who he will lick and taste with his abnormally large tongue before consuming.
Be warned of his uncontrollable fits of high pitched laughter.
Be warned of his uncontrollable fits of high pitched laughter.
Oh dear! The Splund has returned! The trap door must have been left open. In order to kill him, we must pop him with a large pin.
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n. The recognition that the events of one's life are simply occurrences and do not exist as part of a larger narrative; i.e. that one's real actions, encounters, internal thoughts and struggles do not have literary symbolism or merit, that one is not a character in the movie of their own life. The opposite of main character energy. Philosophically related to absurdism.
adj. Of or relating to the above.
adj. Of or relating to the above.
Person A: I used to analyse my actions according to a variety of ironic meta-levels. Then I realized that I am a normal person who has normal human emotions and behaviors, just like everyone else.
Person B: That's pretty splungus of you.
Person B: That's pretty splungus of you.
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