shoe splooge

the act of cumming into an un suspecting persons shoe before they put it on and theyll receve a gross but funny suprise

dude i got all the guys to shoe splooge jims shoe before he goes to get us more beer.

by jurasickjack November 27, 2009

Smurf Splooge

When someone uses so much blue dish washing liquid that it appears as if a smurf jizzed all over their dishes.

We keep running low on Dawn because she smurf splooged the entire sink

by Stevil2014 September 7, 2014

frog splooge

At what point in your life did you wish to look this up
the art of 2+2=5
u r mum

ur mum is a frog splooge
ur dad is dead

by sam thomas charles fries June 3, 2021

Splooging

Causing a mass eruption of bodily fluids, mostly out of the penis.

Why are you splooging all over me!?

by NelliyJuice November 5, 2011

Sploom

The frothy goo that squirts out from a vagina when a woman is excited.

Every time Marsha sees Matt Damon on TV she splooms on her chair.

by niles ward December 26, 2006

splooge

1. (n.) sperm
2. (v.) to ejaculate

1. I see a splooge mark on the bed.
2. I splooged in her hair

by Guy January 20, 2005

Splooge target

A tattoo on the small of a girl's back, which one can take aim at.

Check out that chick's splooge target.

by doughnuts July 26, 2007