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splooge warmer

Someone who keeps the cum warm inside the mouth after ejaculation.
Splooge warmer- Hold on keep it warm I am going to grab a cup.
by Rbomb04 June 16, 2014
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Splooge

When your about to nut
“Oh babe I’m about to splooge
by Kackies July 6, 2018
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Sploog Nougat

The small soft white clumps that sometimes appear in a man's sploog (semen)
Guy 1: I came on a t-shirt last night and the cum was filled with some sploog nougat
Guy 2: Huh, I've never had any sploog nougat
by BruhGator June 8, 2020
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Bat Sploof

A sploof that's disguised as a normal roll of paper towels (A sploof is a tube (usually a paper towel or toilet paper roll free of paper) which is filled with dryer sheets, so when you blow smoke through it, the smoke isn't malodorous).
Quick, pass him the Bat Sploof before he stinks up the room!
by Keefe Krazy February 27, 2009
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splooge

splooge- The act of cuming or ejaculating semen. Usually referring to the act of cuming in a partner's face after receiving fellatio.
ex. Harry never told jan he was about to splooge and so she was covered with his man pudding in no time.
by penis mcgaffrey May 13, 2005
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'splode

'Splode
"To explode".

I 'splode.
You 'splode.
He/she/it 'splodes
They 'splode.

Noun: 'splosion.
Adjective: 'splodin.
Adverb. 'splodinly.

See also: 'splodite, 'sploder, 'splodinology, 'splodinism, 'splodinity, 'splodinites, The Church of 'splodinity.
"Gary poured too much TNT over his ceareal this morning. You should have seen him 'splode, Eugene. The wallpaper ain't green now..."
by GoughMan July 26, 2009
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Man Splooge Containment Receptacle

Yes, I would like to purchase a man splooge containment receptacle post haste..yes, of course!
by Invictus101 March 17, 2008
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