Sphinkle

Sphincter wrinkles

"You can tell how old someone is by counting their sphinkles."

by Sangwazoloigists January 5, 2023

splinket splonket

The name given to the temporary condition of having wrinkles on the ends of your fingers and toes following a lengthy soak in the bath.

This originated from a dad who came up with the term in an impromptu moment in 1973 when his toddler daughter ran into the room after a bath, alarmed by her wrinkly fingers.

That was a lovely hot bath but now I have splinket splonket.

by Jess Wmn June 25, 2023

spaloinked

being so absolutely smacked off of plugs supply to the point that you've gone to a whole other universe

what did lil bro have to smoke to get this spaloinked?

man found out victoria's secret with his level of spaloinkedness

bro smoked on that classified information pack and now he spaloinked beyond repair

by claricio August 20, 2023

splinker

a derogatory name for a person who does improv

Person 1: I don’t like Jake, he’s such a splinker.
Person 2: Woah dude, you can’t say that!

by jonahthefly January 29, 2024

Splinker

A slur used to describe college students who partake in improv.

Hey guys I can’t believe JSchlatt called us all splinkers.

by 7upinacup January 29, 2024

Splinkly

A being which is rather pathetic, yet retains its cuteness. Most often used on cats, though could be used with many other things, including humans.

"Yo bro, have you seen my Splinkly? It ran away."

"My friend is such a Splinkly."

by veiledxyz July 11, 2024

Sploinkin and Joinkin

Sploinkin and joinkin means the act of cumming from masturbation. “Sploinkin” specifically refers to the cumming part, while “Joinkin” refers to jerking. It can also be used to say you were just goofing around.

“What were you doing yesterday?”
“Nothing much, just sploinkin and joinkin”

by Dababyletsgo August 22, 2024