Slitch

An equal combination of a slut and a bitch.

She is such a slitch

by psfun1 January 17, 2011

spletch hole

It is the outer ring of the hole on the head of a mans penis! Used for peeing and spletching!

This gitch are chafing my spletch hole!

by drywall ninja 14 August 30, 2011

slitch

a women who both a bitch and a slut

that girl is a slitch!

by Tom Salvo April 15, 2006

spitch

is where PR executives use email as a means to distribute irrelevant press releases and pitches to journalists.

Spam + Pitch = Spitch

Like spam, spitching is becoming a nuisance to journalists, often leading to certain PR executives being blacklisted.

1. I get tons of 'spitches' in my inbox every day

2. My inbox is overflowing with useless 'spitch'

3. I get 'spitched' at least 10 times a day

by Travel In Papers December 25, 2007

splotchy

When a girl's makeup runs after she's been crying, this is the word to describe all the nasty smearing and raccoon eyes.

(girl crying and wiping her tears)
"Ugh!! My face is all splotchy"

by Scarlet Sparrow September 17, 2008

Slitch

noun; The first girl on the dancefloor.

Punter: This place is dead. We just need a slitch to break the ice.

by Dr Winterbourne February 16, 2009

slitch

A shoe that not only has laces for tying, but velcro for strapping.

Look at that dirty slitch in the mud!

by Dirty_shoe_hopper August 27, 2009