splaff

the noun or verb relating to (male or female) ejaculate

ewan's sheets are like fucking jacob's crackers with the amount of splaff on them!

by khronk June 26, 2003

spaxtic

A common misspelling made by all truly stupid people especially the chav crowd

"Those fucking moshers are such spaxtic's"

by Jake Fearnside October 2, 2007

Corporate Spladder

Corporate Spladder (slang)- one's fall from the corporate ladder through being terminated, fired, laid off or pushed off. A tongue-in-cheek play on words in contrast to a North American concept of climbing the corporate ladder, a ladder said to be impossible to climb.

Created by two professional women, with corporate backgrounds, Corporate Spladder is a contemporary term for the aftermath of losing a job, what comes next and how it changes a person.

When I walked into work today, I had no idea I was going tob be fired. Talk about a total Corporate Spladder.

by Spladderettes June 3, 2010

spladge

Cunt gunge emmitted at high velocity

S Hetherton spladged all over the walls

by King Kong December 2, 2004

splickity splack

Verb: to forcibly ejaculate semen, usually while aiming at a specific area of a female. (or a male if you like that)

If you lets me smoke some of that dankity dank i might let you splickity splack on these titties...

by RedB December 30, 2005

White-'splain

When a white person becomes offended about something on the behalf of another Culture and/or Race and even when said Culture and/or Race insist they do not find it offensive they proceed to lecture that Culture and/or Race their own history and how they must find it offensive.

"What that person is wearing isn't offensive to my culture"
"No, don't you understand let me White-'splain your history there appropriating your culture, you must find it offensive!

by CaptainCanoe August 23, 2017

'splain

verb

slang/shorthand version of the word explain

A: Did you know there was never actually a man on the moon?
B: What are you talking about?! 'splain!
A: Well, they say the video of the men on the moon is forged...

by temoc January 18, 2008