by Ma Nigga Sakeen Alib Talib June 11, 2014
by K.Moon December 28, 2017
The fluid expelled by an after sex queef as the penis is pulled out causing the fluids inside to be splattered on the man's balls.
by SkippysPad September 17, 2015
The Steinberg Splatter
When, in an alley, tent or abandoned structure, a feral human’s colonic orifice relaxes releasing a spattering of used food, probably obtained from a dumpster, onto the sleeping body of another feral human.
When, in an alley, tent or abandoned structure, a feral human’s colonic orifice relaxes releasing a spattering of used food, probably obtained from a dumpster, onto the sleeping body of another feral human.
Whoever steinberg splattered that dude must have found some chipotle in the dumpster cause that shit has some corn in it.
by Feral fecal photos August 30, 2023
1. Liquid excretions eminating from the male sex of the human species...typically ejaculate (cum), but could also be pre-cum, sweat, pee, or other bodily fluid of manly origin. 2. Pheremone-like man scent or cologne/body-spray having sexual or sexy qualities.
"Oh my god...there is man splatter all over this frickin' dress! Or, "The sex was so hot & then I finally let go with a huge load of man splatter!" Also, "Mmmm! (inhaling through nose) even when you're gone, your man splatter stays on my mind..."
by SJ Pablo March 17, 2006
1. Diarrhea so bad you can shit through a screen door.
2. When some one pisses you off, and you have ninja training, and that person you are mad at has a screen door on their home...you take your explosive gas/fecal matter and blast it through their screen door; thereby causing the effect of the ninja splatter. This phenomenon occurs mostly in rural areas and trailer parks.
2. When some one pisses you off, and you have ninja training, and that person you are mad at has a screen door on their home...you take your explosive gas/fecal matter and blast it through their screen door; thereby causing the effect of the ninja splatter. This phenomenon occurs mostly in rural areas and trailer parks.
Jimmy cheated on me with my brother, he left his door open, so I hit his screen door with a ninja splatter to let him know I ain't taking it.
by Ninja_Star September 16, 2011
While in the process of having sexual intercourse with a woman in the "doggy style" position, the man pulls out and pretends to ejaculate on the woman's back by spiting on it. And when the unsuspecting woman turns around to complain, the man blows it all over her face. This is usually followed by a "what now, bitch!?" and uncontrollable laughter.
Dude, I totally went Spits and Splatters on that chick last night! Her face AND back was covered in my bodily fluid! Hell yeah!
by CoolBlue91 August 07, 2011