Sperm Fail

Someone who is worthless. A waste of space. A horrible human being.

Person A: I just got a phone call from that meth addict Joe Gaddis.

Person B: He's such a sperm fail.

by Steve_Juggernaut December 13, 2010

sperm poisoning

The result of too much sperm being released into the vagina, creating a condition inside that grows and mutates into a creature that exits the vagina in a period of roughly nine months.

Jane's at the clinic today, apparently she got a case of sperm poisoning a month ago.

by Veen May 5, 2003

sperm bucket

Noun. (Perjorative) A sexually promiscuous woman who has multiple sequential partners, typically in a single night, which leaves her vagina full of semen.

"'Didn't that sperm bucket's mama ever teach her about a douche bag?' Gerald asked himself. 'She probably got one for Xmas from her Auntie Hoe and clutches it to her tits on a cold night as a hotwater bottle.'"

-- Jay McInerney, "The Shrike" (short-story, 1983)

by Tummy Augratin August 14, 2006

sperm dragon

A women who is giving oral sex and works up a sneeze at the same time the male is cumming causing her to blow jizz out her nose

Jessica is now a sperm dragon , she was out with brad and he told me she had cum coming out her nose and almost bit his balls off

by envyit September 5, 2018

Sperm Killers

Very tight, compressing pants that deplete your seamen count.

"Dude, that guy had some major sperm killers on at H&M"

by iceteaIceedout September 7, 2014

sperm abductor

One who steals semen from sperm banks because he/she is a cum guzzling bitch.

Some sick sperm abductors ransacked the local spermatorium.

by RM June 25, 2003

Sperm Perm

The act of ejaculating in a woman's head of hair, causing a real mess.

Ronald gave Gretchen a sperm perm on accident. Her fault though, she should have caught it with her mouth.

by Stevie Y September 5, 2005