speedorino

Someone incredibly fast.

Man, that speedrunner is quite the speedorino!

by Duke Potato February 3, 2020

Speedo Bloggerism

A controversial practice wherein a speedo-clad blogger watches a video of himself being insulted and then transcribes the insult verbatim on his personal blog.

See also: Self-own

When someone made a video calling him technically incompetent, Jiff ran to the keyboard and committed a rather ironic act of speedo bloggerism.

by Jiffy Landmine November 3, 2021

speedo pedo

A pedophile who speedruns noncing kids, within 1-2 hours. Very rare people.

Guy 1: Wip up those fryers, because i am sure hungry for one-
Guy 2: Fuck off, speedo pedo!

by LouisGDYTUrban January 1, 2022

Speedoist

Speedoist is a member of the I SHOW SPEED community. Embraces shaking ass and sucking dick.

*WOOF* *WOOF* IM A SPEEDOIST, NOW BOUNC THAT ASS

by zupko dupko April 3, 2022

speedious

Adjective
Fast, very fast, quickly
Taking the shortest time possible. (least action)
Derived from the word "speed"

-Shit dude i forgot my wallet in my room
- Go get it, speedious

-Imma take a shit, i will be speedious, dont worry.

by ra tsa tsa April 26, 2022

Speedjob

A handjob done in a way as to illicit orgasm as fast as possible through high speed jerking.

"I don't have much time today, I'll just give you a speedjob."

by SexAddictWaluigi October 23, 2022

speedverse

a verse in a rap song that is fast or flowy.

speedverse is cool

by dictonaryboy July 18, 2023