Spatula face

A person that is nice and friendly on one side, but flips to mean and nasty when they don't get their way.

He acted professional to everyone, but some spatula face still talked shit about him behind his back.

by Lezzbar April 26, 2017

Spatula Bois

The 10 Demons

Van: Hey Nick i just made some Spatula Bois
Nick: Hey Aren't Spatula Bois just Shadowy Bois
Van: I guess they are!

by NotNick1115 October 30, 2019

Saturated Fuck

A person who can be described as a fuck, but at a higher dosage.

The man who cut in line was a highly saturated fuck.

by CurvyPickle November 20, 2019

Spatula feet

The sound your dog makes with its long nails walking on tile, or some hard flooring.

Kaluha, please stop walking around with your spatula feet,I’m trying to sleep!

by Sirhubert December 13, 2019

saturated cloth

When you have the most horrific diarrhoea and you don't quite make it to the toilet. As opposed to "touching cloth" with a regular shit.

Gerard: how you feeling?
Andy: Bad, got the shits
Gerard: did you make it or were you touching cloth?
Andy: nah, more like Saturated cloth with this one. A bit like when a rhino goes for a dip in a lake.

by Wolfpack2011 July 9, 2020

saturated cloth

When your undergarments are damp with the seepage of your irregular bowl movements.

Hey tomi, I’ve been tooting all evening and my crack is proper moist. I’ve got a proper saturated cloth down there... want to smell?

by 1102kcapfolw July 9, 2020

Relationship saturated

Polyamory term for unable to sustain any additional relationships

my mind and emotions can't handle any more Romantic relationship so I am relationship saturated.

by PolyWife April 25, 2017