When a male has a strap on attached to his ass, with a girl in front of him and behind him so when he thrusts back and forth both girls are satisfied
by Monkeytickler2334 February 22, 2021
A condition manifested as a set of spasmodic muscle contractions and gleeful body movements caused mainly by classic rock songs that evoke nostalgia and can cause involuntary shaking, swinging, leg-bouncing, knee-slapping, head-jerking, fist-pumping, and generally rhythmic movements in tune with a favorite classic rock song. Also known as Chair-Dancing.
Wow, the new guy is going all rock-spastic over there at his desk, he must be listening to some classic rock on his headphones.
Dave wrecked that sweet-ass Chevy when he went all rock-spastic over some Pure Prairie League song.
Dave wrecked that sweet-ass Chevy when he went all rock-spastic over some Pure Prairie League song.
by keyline September 20, 2017
Means concept, idea, or deal that was or became convoluted, distorted, or got messed up to an unintended outcome.
I bought thing A at a good price and it turned out to have an issue that made it not a good price. It was a spastic coupon! That person appears to be good person but turned out to be a person that just used you. That person turned out to be a spastic coupon.
by Original42 November 19, 2012
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by Unknown000888 October 25, 2019
the correct definition is someone with cerebral palsy, my definition is someone who acts stupid in the moment.
by soton menace November 22, 2021