Juan Chai Spa Treatment

Tea bagging in Paraffin Wax

Wanting to reverse the ravages of time…he opted for the “Juan Chai Spa Treatment”.

by Lee Saint Joe October 10, 2021

Guantánamo Spa Treatment

A synonym for waterboarding.

Congratulations, Abdullah! For attempting to board a flight while wearing an underwear bomb, you've won yourself a trip to Guantanamo Bay! This all-expenses-paid one-way journey includes twice-a-day Guantánamo Spa Treatments!!!

by El Perrito Blanco December 18, 2012

State funded, minimalist spa (SFMA)

Prison
–noun 1. a building for the confinement of persons held while awaiting trial, persons sentenced after conviction, etc.
2. state prison.
3. any place of confinement or involuntary restraint.

“As a result of the Extended Unauthorized Holiday in KISD, Billy was treated to a long stay at the SFMA.”

"Martha Stewart was well rested after her visit to the State funded, minimalist spa (SFMA)"

by Katy Proper December 30, 2008

Spa Food

top secret menu 😉only the most knowledgeable and in crowd women know

“ don’t forget to order some spa food after the sauna”

by TannerShryan August 27, 2023

SPAS

SPAS stands for Social Persona Anti Symptom. This feeling you have when you get to know someone online through their profile on social media, you follow them and at first you may like them or find an interest in them, yet slowly you develop SPAS against them, they are a turn of in the way they present themselves, how they expose themselves online- SPAS is a feeling of rejection, judgmental and it feels like you know you don't like them even though you have never truly met. Now when you have SPAS against someone you are not remotely interested in hanging out with them offline. The big question is can we overcome SPAS and potentially meet someone awesome even though online we think they suck!?

This Insta profile makes me feel SPAS

I Feel SPAS against him
Im having a SPAS moment
He/She has a SPAS profile

by Dara and Sari July 23, 2019

Spas

If your name is Spas you are 100% straight

People named Spas have big PP’s

by anonymous November 21, 2021

Claire's Luxurious Cafe and Spa

A cafe that was built by blossomglowaj and agatha0926 for Roblox. A small, but great place to hangout and enjoy time, with great snacks and breakfast meals.

Oh dang, did you hear about Claire's Luxurious Cafe and Spa? Really good though.

by agatha0926 November 27, 2017