Juan Chai Spa Treatment

Tea bagging in Paraffin Wax

Wanting to reverse the ravages of time…he opted for the “Juan Chai Spa Treatment”.

by Lee Saint Joe October 11, 2021

Guantánamo Spa Treatment

A synonym for waterboarding.

Congratulations, Abdullah! For attempting to board a flight while wearing an underwear bomb, you've won yourself a trip to Guantanamo Bay! This all-expenses-paid one-way journey includes twice-a-day Guantánamo Spa Treatments!!!

by El Perrito Blanco May 11, 2012

State funded, minimalist spa (SFMA)

Prison
–noun 1. a building for the confinement of persons held while awaiting trial, persons sentenced after conviction, etc.
2. state prison.
3. any place of confinement or involuntary restraint.

“As a result of the Extended Unauthorized Holiday in KISD, Billy was treated to a long stay at the SFMA.”

"Martha Stewart was well rested after her visit to the State funded, minimalist spa (SFMA)"

by Katy Proper December 30, 2008

Glamlife Party Spa

A mobile place to party with manicures , pedicures and facials.

let's party in a beautiful glamorous way at Glamlife Party Spa!

by Glamlife Nails February 11, 2016

Ballston Spa

A town in Upstate NY where Donald Trump never stopped being President.

You know that common plot in comics where there is like an entire town full of secret Nazis? Ballston Spa is that town in real life.

by UpstateNY@$$hole August 10, 2022

spa spts

A gay group of of people that like to steal things

Dang the spa spts group is stealing again

by Hollowen_rocks April 03, 2023

spa-francorchamps

The best circuit in HISTORY (altough it caused a lot of fatal accidentes its still the best)

Random: wanna see F1?
Me: Sure, what GP is it?
Random: The belgium GP.
Me: *left all the activites i have to do to watch the belgium GP (aka Circuit De Spa-Francorchamps)*

by NCN_Off July 11, 2023