spanky ham

a pig who enjoys deficating into cantelopes and returning pizzas covered in poo saying to the delivery man "we didnt order SAUSAGE". he appears on DRAWN TOGETHER

spanky ham is a strange pig who runs a sweat shop where he makes ling-link make shoes

by nick February 9, 2005

shandy pop

After necking a pint of sickly sweet shandy, throwing up a mouthful of puke.

"Hey did you hear about when Tim threw up on a pint of shandy?!"

by Rory McMoose April 29, 2005

Spangy Dangy

An adjective meaning unpleasant, undesirable, shitty, or generally fucked up.

My network connection is all spangy dangy today so I can't download enough pr0n.

Dude, I went to eat that Seafood Surprise, but it was left out all night and it got fucking spangy dangy.

by badgerboy69 February 19, 2009

spandalay

Word said when knocking an item out of somebody's hands. Item can be knocked upward, downward, or to either side. The objective is to yell the word while in the act.

Brown was really looking forward to eating his sandwich until Halter SPANDALAYED it out of his hands.

by SnakeRed February 14, 2012

sandy anaconda

the sexual act of fucking on the beach, sticking your dick in the sand, then proceeding to fuck said bitch more.

"dude. she asked for a sandy anaconda, now the inside of her vag is all ripped up"

"what the fuck is wrong with you."

by anonymous71795 August 17, 2012

sandy pete

Receiving a Sandy Pete consists of obtaining a handjob on the beach and thus shredding the skin on your reproductive organ.

Richard Tracy: got a good ole fashion at the beach last night and the sand got into between her hand and my dick. It's fucking raw man.

Mike Tyson: A Sandy Pete always ends in tears Dick.

by Rubbertucky September 12, 2013

Sandy Cohen

The act of unintentionally dipping ones sleeve in a condament/ beverage/ meal.

Steve reached across for a cracker and ended up with a Sandy Cohen.

Upon checking his rockin outfit in the mirror Steve notices a stain on his sleeve in the mirror. "Oh no not another Sandy Cohen..."

"Steve why do you always have to Sandy Cohen your nice shirts" yelled his mum from the laundry.

by AFannyWinkler September 1, 2016