by Weeeesssssshhhhh April 28, 2008
Get the California Sourmug. Pussy that has gone sour through not being pounded. Without use the enzymes inside the vagina being mixed up by a good pounding the vagina will go off and cause a general souring of the pussy and surrounding tissue (woman).
Women most at risk : Rich, old, birds.
Women most at risk : Rich, old, birds.
Sour Pussy Sufferer : The service was sub-par and the food here is atrocious, no one will ever eat at your restaurant… oh my, oh dear.
Restauranteur : I’m sorry your husband is off with some twenty year old. Nuff said. <Insert high five with nearest 20 something year old male>.
Restauranteur : I’m sorry your husband is off with some twenty year old. Nuff said. <Insert high five with nearest 20 something year old male>.
by AaronTodd July 27, 2006
Get the Sour Pussymug. MILF (Mother I'd Like to Fuck) that you wouldn't or a Cougar that has seen better days. Basically any MILF or cougar who obviously believes that she is the shit, when in fact that is what she looks like.
Notable for features including, but not limited to:
-seriously wrinkled or damaged skin
-likely obvious cosmetic procedures, some of which may have gone all kinds of wrong (lopsided boob job, too much botox, so on)
-bloated ass that may have the appearance of having sat too long on a gravel driveway
-alternatively, a formerly bloated ass that has gone south, giving the appearance of a fresh dump
-the distinct odor of cheap perfume combined with desperation and self-denial
-wearing clothes 15 years too young and 2-3 sizes too small
Just take a look at the female alumni your average college gameday or your local meat market. Any sad-ass hausfrau on Nip/Tuck will do just as well.
Notable for features including, but not limited to:
-seriously wrinkled or damaged skin
-likely obvious cosmetic procedures, some of which may have gone all kinds of wrong (lopsided boob job, too much botox, so on)
-bloated ass that may have the appearance of having sat too long on a gravel driveway
-alternatively, a formerly bloated ass that has gone south, giving the appearance of a fresh dump
-the distinct odor of cheap perfume combined with desperation and self-denial
-wearing clothes 15 years too young and 2-3 sizes too small
Just take a look at the female alumni your average college gameday or your local meat market. Any sad-ass hausfrau on Nip/Tuck will do just as well.
by Knoxville Johnny March 25, 2007
Get the Sour MILFmug. giving a guy a blowjob after eating a bag of sour patch kids. it gives the penis a tart, citrusy taste.
by cherryfrog12 February 24, 2010
Get the sour patchingmug. I met up with a girlfriend after work yesterday and she made me have a sour flower! I rushed home and brushed my tounge to get rid of my tuna breathe.
by Raznhell2442 April 17, 2015
Get the Sour flowermug. An alcoholic beverage consisting of Gatorade, Captain Morgan, and lemon juice. It was created by David H. and was given its name because of its sour taste, and hits you like a semi.
Instructions:
-Fill 1/3 of your glass with Captain Morgan.
-Fill the rest with Gatorade.
-Add a large squirt of lemon concentrate or half of a lemon.
-Stir
They best Gatorade flavors to use are: 1.Orange 2.Lemon 3.Fruit Punch
Instructions:
-Fill 1/3 of your glass with Captain Morgan.
-Fill the rest with Gatorade.
-Add a large squirt of lemon concentrate or half of a lemon.
-Stir
They best Gatorade flavors to use are: 1.Orange 2.Lemon 3.Fruit Punch
by The captain k December 31, 2012
Get the Sour-Semimug. This is the definition of B-Con and a reflection of all of the town OldBridge in dirty jersey. The weakening sour mean that B-Con loves drinking cosmos with the roomies, sex (with girls of course) and being in dark and lonely spiritual places. Smoking bowls and sweening.
by club 223 November 9, 2009
Get the Weakening Sourmug.