by Weeeesssssshhhhh April 28, 2008
Pussy that has gone sour through not being pounded. Without use the enzymes inside the vagina being mixed up by a good pounding the vagina will go off and cause a general souring of the pussy and surrounding tissue (woman).
Women most at risk : Rich, old, birds.
Women most at risk : Rich, old, birds.
Sour Pussy Sufferer : The service was sub-par and the food here is atrocious, no one will ever eat at your restaurant… oh my, oh dear.
Restauranteur : I’m sorry your husband is off with some twenty year old. Nuff said. <Insert high five with nearest 20 something year old male>.
Restauranteur : I’m sorry your husband is off with some twenty year old. Nuff said. <Insert high five with nearest 20 something year old male>.
by AaronTodd July 27, 2006
MILF (Mother I'd Like to Fuck) that you wouldn't or a Cougar that has seen better days. Basically any MILF or cougar who obviously believes that she is the shit, when in fact that is what she looks like.
Notable for features including, but not limited to:
-seriously wrinkled or damaged skin
-likely obvious cosmetic procedures, some of which may have gone all kinds of wrong (lopsided boob job, too much botox, so on)
-bloated ass that may have the appearance of having sat too long on a gravel driveway
-alternatively, a formerly bloated ass that has gone south, giving the appearance of a fresh dump
-the distinct odor of cheap perfume combined with desperation and self-denial
-wearing clothes 15 years too young and 2-3 sizes too small
Just take a look at the female alumni your average college gameday or your local meat market. Any sad-ass hausfrau on Nip/Tuck will do just as well.
Notable for features including, but not limited to:
-seriously wrinkled or damaged skin
-likely obvious cosmetic procedures, some of which may have gone all kinds of wrong (lopsided boob job, too much botox, so on)
-bloated ass that may have the appearance of having sat too long on a gravel driveway
-alternatively, a formerly bloated ass that has gone south, giving the appearance of a fresh dump
-the distinct odor of cheap perfume combined with desperation and self-denial
-wearing clothes 15 years too young and 2-3 sizes too small
Just take a look at the female alumni your average college gameday or your local meat market. Any sad-ass hausfrau on Nip/Tuck will do just as well.
by Knoxville Johnny March 21, 2007
giving a guy a blowjob after eating a bag of sour patch kids. it gives the penis a tart, citrusy taste.
by cherryfrog12 February 25, 2010
Slang for "How are you?"
poopguzzler21: Hey nukka
incestation: yo, sour chew?
poopguzzler21: gr8 doin ma thang chilz wif da homesies
incestation: dude, stop typing that way...
incestation: yo, sour chew?
poopguzzler21: gr8 doin ma thang chilz wif da homesies
incestation: dude, stop typing that way...
by valakazam January 27, 2009
When your face runs into someone's booty. This is also true if someone elses face runs into your booty.
Usually by accident.
Usually by accident.
by Sunless Pants June 11, 2018
This is the definition of B-Con and a reflection of all of the town OldBridge in dirty jersey. The weakening sour mean that B-Con loves drinking cosmos with the roomies, sex (with girls of course) and being in dark and lonely spiritual places. Smoking bowls and sweening.
by club 223 November 10, 2009