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snowballing

A very kinky sexual game when after someone has had sperm ejaculated into their mouth they hold it orally rather than spitting or swallowing, then french-kiss with their partner. It can also apply with two guys or a group with at least one guy involved (no duh).
Aftering Russell ejaculated in Kat's mouth they started snowballing.
by raspberry (lust) muffin June 21, 2005
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snowbird

Mostly old people from up north who flock to Florida every winter just to clog up roads with way too many people, Adding horrible driving to the already ghastly driving of most Floridians. They also make it impossible to spend less than 45 min. in Wal-Mart. While the locals are wearing 5 different layers during the 2 weeks of winter, those assholes are walking around in shorts commenting on how very warm it is. On occasion some of the younger ones bring down some killer kine bud. They also call soda, pop.
I was going to go to the store to buy some munchies, but there were too many snowbirds around. Is that snowbird crazy wearing shorts, it's like 70 degrees outside?!
by Stevenfromfloridayo July 16, 2008
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Snowtard

n. Snowtard, v. Snowtarded, adj. Snowtarded pejorative.

A snowtard is a driver who, when introduced to a snowy/icy environment will act entirely inappropriately.
There are many ways in which you can express your self as a snowtard, some are more dangerous than others.
The most common and harmless snowtard is one who simply avoids leaving his or her house at the sight of snow, he or she is most likely to become a problem when calling you and either flaking out on previous plans or asking you for help in the form of transportation.
Another type of snowtard is considerably more visible, this is the moron you'll see spinning his or her tires for the sole purpose of destroying them. This type rarely goes very far and will often abandon their vehicle in the middle of the most heavily used arterial road because of a flat tire which he or she probably can't even change.
The final type of snowtard that I will be explaining today is the maverick type; this moron has a fairly decent vehicle equipped with AWD, traction control, snow tires, etc. and has come to the conclusion that they are completely invincible to snow. You will notice this person getting as close as possible to your rear bumper honking and beaming their 10,000 watt xenon lights into your car like a fucking UFO, when they finally get over the superiority of showing you how slow they think you are they will pass you and proceeded to go twice the speed limit. You will later find their car upside-down in a nearby ditch as the maverick snowtard doesn't understand the new difficulty created by the snow.
"Jesus, look at the sparks coming off that guy's chains, he must be snowtarded"
by P. Fillmore December 23, 2008
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Dirty Snowball

A sexual situation involving three main steps:

1. a male ejaculates into the posterior, or anal cavity, of a partner.

2. The male then proceeds to extract the deposited seminal fluid by swiftly sucking on the anus.
3. The male then transfers the extracted contents in his mouth into the awaiting mouth of his partner.
"Suck my ass and spit it in my ass! Gimme that dirty snowball!"
by Ruthleslied November 6, 2012
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Snowballing mates

The art of cum swapping between good male friends. Where After fellatio has been performed, the one with a gob full stands over the other on and transfers semen and saliva into mouth.
Connor had a long glistening shaft in his mouth, whilst jack screamed, "hold onto your hat love, im about to blow your brains out". Connor, with a gob full stands over pale skinned jack and uses his big lips to llama spit the cum into jacks mouth. Jack swallows and looks to his family who give him thumbs up, to which rick says, "Now thats what i call snowballing mates".
by Jack finerty September 23, 2009
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snowballed

An exchange of semen during oral sex.

A guy ejaculates into his partner's mouth during oral sex, and then semen is passed back into the mouth of the guy who just ejaculated through kissing.

This can involve multiple partners, and the term can also be used when the guy who just came didn't know his partner was going to transfer his semen back to him.
Fred's girlfriend is giving him oral sex; she ejaculates and she gives him a big wet french kiss before she swallows. Fred's been snowballed!
by elementalangst May 25, 2006
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a snowballs chance in hell

The chance a snowball has before it is obliterated by the fire and brimstone of hell, kind of like the chance frosty the snowman has against a military grade flamethrower or popsicle against the heat of the sun
"theres a snowballs chance in hell of that guy jumping that and not breaking every bone in his body"
by benjamin eric April 30, 2008
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