sniff my hoop

When someone is not even worthy of kissing your ass they may be invited to sniff your hoop as that is the closest they are going to get.
Can also be a hand gesture while driving for example: making a "hoop" with thumb and forefinger tips together brought up tip the nasal cavity and a healthy deep breath.

"Ach, sniff my hoop ya useless wee bawbag"

by Spytfyre November 18, 2018

Sea Sniff

to smell yourself- to see if you smell or have an odor

Bend down quickly while smelling yourself to see if you smell in the nightclub

by Getrich83 December 13, 2003

Pleb Sniff

Using the word sniff after pleb denotes that the person or object smells like a pleb. It is to have the essence of a pleb.

"Tristan is a pleb sniff, he drinks cider on the bus"

by ViperJJ December 5, 2012

A Sniff Away

A phrase used to describe the distance between something. Used to describe things that are relatively close.

Come on, we can't give up now, Mordor is but a sniff away.

McDonalds isn't far, it's only a sniff away.

by JohnJoeTheGood May 13, 2019

chat sniff

Chat sniff

Chat sniff, a word commonly used by the big Haw, is also interchangeable with the phrases, gigachad and poo sniff

by Krisso stole your misso October 18, 2023

Joe Biden Sniff Attack

The Joe Biden Sniff Attack is a term that can be used if a image of Joe Biden sniffing someone is found.

"Ew bro,why is Joe Biden smelling her hair?"
"Thats a Joe Biden Sniff Attack if ive ever seen one."

by joebidensnifkid June 6, 2023

Slap 'n' Sniff

When a guy slaps you with his dick and then makes you smell it.

From by Louis C.K.'s 'Last Chance' video.

So then, we do the slap 'n' sniff, so he slaps me with his dick and I smell it. Then we do the swordfighting.

by slapnsniff December 3, 2009