Contrary to the name it doesn't mean getting spattered in the groin. A contagious disease and what probably should've killed off Ron Weasley. Extremely common amongst ginger bastards as the early symptoms include freckle-like warts. Later symptoms include not being able to speak and having large bricks come out of your bottom and mouth.
by Supreme EmperorGod of Universe June 26, 2019
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Jenny says "So you wanna go to the bedroom"
Brad "Well Yes"
Courtney "Hey Jenny have your herpes cleared up?"
Brad "Nevermind"
Jenny "Fuck you, you Twat Swatter"
Brad "Well Yes"
Courtney "Hey Jenny have your herpes cleared up?"
Brad "Nevermind"
Jenny "Fuck you, you Twat Swatter"
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This is the domestic spin on Football's Touchdown Dance. A dance that occurs whilst holding a fly swatter, once a highly elusive fly has finally met it's fatal smash-down.
Scenario to prompt a dance: I chased that annoying fly all over the house! It was a close call after losing valuable fly-swatting opportunities when it landed on the family dog, I finally got the sucker!
Fly Swatter Touchdown Dance Description:
While holding the fly swatter valiantly into the air like a sword, commence ridiculous hip swings, two steps, holding up the number one, or for the extra flourish Moon Walk!
Fly Swatter Touchdown Dance Description:
While holding the fly swatter valiantly into the air like a sword, commence ridiculous hip swings, two steps, holding up the number one, or for the extra flourish Moon Walk!
by Daskys October 5, 2012
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"Pfft, you can never trust what he says, total ass-statter."
"Pfft, you can never trust what he says, total ass-statter."
by Tacham May 19, 2014
Get the Ass-Statter mug.The condition where one person becomes exceedingly lazy, sloth-like, and so 'blah' that they are unwilling to do the most simple tasks, like read a few short paragraphs of text. Dereived from the user Shattered Rift, who has exhibited this lazyness on multiple occasions.
A: Er... mind reading this for me, I can't tell if it seems out of character or not.
B: No, I'm lazy.
A: -snorts- You gots the Shattered Virus
B: No, I'm lazy.
A: -snorts- You gots the Shattered Virus
by Liz August 6, 2005
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by da_sbpiyda March 3, 2004
Get the scatterbrained mug.1. act in extremely arrogant/insulting manner in a friendly debate. 2. To give The University of Texas a bad name.
There he goes satterfielding again!
by johnnywalker68 November 21, 2011
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