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Spattergroit

Contrary to the name it doesn't mean getting spattered in the groin. A contagious disease and what probably should've killed off Ron Weasley. Extremely common amongst ginger bastards as the early symptoms include freckle-like warts. Later symptoms include not being able to speak and having large bricks come out of your bottom and mouth.
It was very unfortunate, but the ginger bastard has caught spattergroit
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Twat Swatter

The act or words of a female that prevents another female getting laid. Similar to a cock block but for females.
Jenny says "So you wanna go to the bedroom"
Brad "Well Yes"
Courtney "Hey Jenny have your herpes cleared up?"
Brad "Nevermind"
Jenny "Fuck you, you Twat Swatter"
by Seargant Shaft June 16, 2010
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fly swatter touchdown dance

This is the domestic spin on Football's Touchdown Dance. A dance that occurs whilst holding a fly swatter, once a highly elusive fly has finally met it's fatal smash-down.
Scenario to prompt a dance: I chased that annoying fly all over the house! It was a close call after losing valuable fly-swatting opportunities when it landed on the family dog, I finally got the sucker!

Fly Swatter Touchdown Dance Description:
While holding the fly swatter valiantly into the air like a sword, commence ridiculous hip swings, two steps, holding up the number one, or for the extra flourish Moon Walk!
by Daskys October 5, 2012
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Ass-Statter

Someone who pulls stats out of their ass and proclaims them as truth.
"Dustin said that 78% of facebook users are female and 22% are male."
"Pfft, you can never trust what he says, total ass-statter."
by Tacham May 19, 2014
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Shattered Virus

The condition where one person becomes exceedingly lazy, sloth-like, and so 'blah' that they are unwilling to do the most simple tasks, like read a few short paragraphs of text. Dereived from the user Shattered Rift, who has exhibited this lazyness on multiple occasions.
A: Er... mind reading this for me, I can't tell if it seems out of character or not.

B: No, I'm lazy.

A: -snorts- You gots the Shattered Virus
by Liz August 6, 2005
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scatterbrained

The inability to produce any coherant thought pattern. Often a side effect of, but definitely not limited to, alcohol or drug consumption.
I don't know what happened last night, but i sure as hell am feeling scatterbrained this morning!
by da_sbpiyda March 3, 2004
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Satterfielding

1. act in extremely arrogant/insulting manner in a friendly debate. 2. To give The University of Texas a bad name.
There he goes satterfielding again!
by johnnywalker68 November 21, 2011
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