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Jks Save

An instance where the popular msn slang term "jks" acts as a safety net of sorts towards an individual trying and/or testing out a specific idea and/or thought on another individual. If afromentioned individual rejects said idea the rejected can quickly send a "jks!" immediately to quickly compensate for their epic failure.
An instance in where a "Jks Save" would best take effect..

Person 1 says (9:53 PM):
This is my new screen name: /wristxx it hurt to breathe /wristxx
Person 2 says (9:53 PM):
Lol there's an "s" in hurts faggot XD
Person 2 says (9:54 PM):
But don't don't anyway, that sounds incredigay
Person 1says (9:56 PM):
Don't worry it was totally jks!
Person 1 says (9:56 PM):
..lol

Jesus saves...but so does Jokes.
by pewpewpew! September 3, 2009
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smaverage

Used to describe something that is below average.
"That last stripper was pretty smaverage"
by Mr Happy AP June 12, 2007
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captain save a hoe

Derived from a 1993 rap song by rapper E-40 about the adventures of a Financial savior to underpriviledged inner city hood rats.

A golddigger's dream. A man that will drop dimes on you (i.e. get your hair and nails done, take care of your childroes, pay your bills)

A man that does this is usually Captain Savin'

See Captain Savin'
Look up in the sky, it's a bird, it's plane!
Wus that foolz name
Captain Save A Hoe main
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Select & Save

A marvellous 24/7 store located in Broomhill, Sheffield. It is home to the infamous pone bone wine and £8 vodka.

When we say 24/7, we mean 24/7, 365 days of the year. They really love selecting & saving.

Beloved of students everywhere due to their erratic sleeping patterns and frequent need of alcohol and munchies.

King Edwards kids are just sour because they've starting ID'ing now.

May also be referred to as Nisa, by the elders, or spend and save by people fond of their Tesco-competing offers.
Student 1:It's 4am, where will I go to get doritoes/alcohol/pone bone?

Student 2: It's ok, select & save is open ;)
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Scavengitis

A freeloading person, one who takes without giving back.
John has scavengitis. He fucking ate all my chips!
by Nick Afadafa November 7, 2006
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save your shave

When you need to shave, but decide not to because of an important event coming up. Saving your shave is done to eliminate any irritation you would receive from shaving too often.
Guy1: Dude you haven't shaved for like a week, you need to get on that.

Guy2: Yeah I know, I'm about to.

Guy1: On second thought, you should save your shave for when your girlfriend comes this weekend!

Guy2: Oh good idea, I wouldn't want razor burn while she's here
by Scooter5465 April 6, 2010
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save my dinosaur

"Suck My Dick"-Amistad Academy 8th grade scholars
"Mr.Grillow can save my dinosaur!"
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