An expression used to describe a really extreme night / bender on which you consume so much alcohol and class A drugs that you put yourself in genuine danger of killing yourself. A really extreme mash up.
On Tuesday I was only meant to be going out for one drink with Rowan but we ended up smashing the black granny out of it and now I've lost my job and I can't remember where I live or what my name is.
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Just another funnier way of saying "Cool story bro" starring Nigel Thornberry from The Wild Thornberrys, a Nickelodeon TV Show that aired in the late 1990's through the early 2000's.
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I was the last man standing at Matts party last night so that slut bag Sarah rewarded me with a couch smashing session.
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