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bearded sloss

The common definition for an extremely hairy pussy, especially one on a hairier than average girl. However undesirable that may sound, appears very attractive to hispanic males, redneck females and some real men from the Caribbean.

"Hairy" may be substituted for "bearded" to provide for variations in vocabulary.

May be found at the pussy mall
"Dude, my nine got tangled in that bearded sloss."
"Fuuuck I wanna stick my jamaican salami in that hairy slossss"
by Penis and Twat-man October 18, 2005
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Seussical

Used to describe something nonsensical, or to have seemingly come from a Dr. Suess story.
"Man, Super Smash Bros. is pretty seussical."
"Yeah, if Donkey Kong punched you upside the face, you'd be dead."
by 3789 August 13, 2009
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dr. seuss

dr. seuss is a writer not a doctor
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Slush-Sucker

A guy who eats a girl out when shes on her period.
Me: you sure you like him? he a slush-sucker
Friends: nasty
by HanyouKit July 24, 2005
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Throwing slugs

Girl 1: '*Talking to other friend' Bitches love to talk hella shit but be the main ones working at McDonald's '
Girl 2: *works at McDonalds* why are you throwing slugs towards me ?
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Sloss

A being of pure awesomeness. they are smart, attractive, charming and humble, the perfect picture of humanity. Sloss's are extremely patriotic and will defend their friends/family with their lives and will never back down. Sloss's are generally amazing in bed and always have the sexiest girlfriends. If you're ever lucky enough find a Sloss who is single take him while you have the chance!
Girl one: Whos that sexy beast?

Girl two: Thats my boyfriend, I'm so lucky to have him he's such a Sloss. :)
by Jackey boi October 21, 2011
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slush pit

a women that has had a yeast infection rescently or has just got very bad hygeine.
The slush pit is the slimy cottage cheese like substance sometimes found in a womens vagina, a slush pit exceeds the normal amount and can smell like three week old after birth mixed with burnt piss and cider.
A slush pit can harbour many other diseases such as mouth aids, regular aids, genital warts etc......
Friend:" now then mate how did the fuck sesh go with that hotty from ibiza?"

Man: " not to good mate, got her round to mine took off her clothes and pants to find a slush pit, the smell made me gag!"

Friend: " so did you not get any action then?"

Man: " No i still fucked her, it was just messy and my tongue is hairy and my mouth wont stop watering also iv got a load of large lumps all over my penis"

Friend: " sounds like youve caught mouth aids and warts mate"

Man: " Fuck!!"
by daddy im bo'vad August 26, 2011
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