all sorts of fucked

akin to royally screwed. Means to be in a most unfavorable predicament.

After wrecking the car, there was no doubt in his mind that he was all sorts of fucked.

by Matt Stephens December 29, 2002

Shorts hero

When someone attepmts to be a martyr by wearing shorts in very cold weather, and makes sure everyone hears about it.

Guy 1: Man, it's really cold outside.
Zach the Shorts Hero: Dude, it's not that bad, I'm wearing SHORTS.
Guy 1: Zach, stop being a shorts hero.

by Greg Monahan December 21, 2007

chewy shorts

The hair that grows on a woman's thighs when she gets lazy and stops shaving her legs above the knees.

We only dated for a few weeks when she started growin' chewy shorts.

by NCdubmixer July 22, 2009

Bicycle Shorts

When a male gets a boner and his shorts become tight, it appears as if he is wearing a pair of bicycle shorts.

When Jerry saw Linda walk by he was wearing bicycle shorts.

by Whereisgary? June 19, 2008

feel good sports movie

Teen Wolf.
A sports-related movie that makes one feel good after viewing.
Usually features a team, or individual, who must face seemingly insurmountable odds in order to achieve greatness.
The underdog is favored and shown as humble and hard working.
Leaves one feeling inspired, happy, or content.

The movie, "Teen Wolf" is definitely a feel good sports movie.
Others: Remember the Titans. Invincible. We Are Marshall. Coach Carter. Any other Jerry Bruckheimer production dealing with sports.

by ZooZoo Magee October 25, 2007

Slorist

the combination between slore (slut and whore) and racist, sexist or even florist.

The woman who works at that store is such a slorist

by slore4lif3 May 2, 2011

sports widow

Noun: A person married to a still-living spouse, but who has minimal interaction with this spouse during one or more sports' seasons.

"Will you and your husband be attending (insert important celebratory event)"?

"During hockey season? As a sports widow, I'll be attending solo."

by SportsWidow November 12, 2013