splooge

1. (n.) sperm
2. (v.) to ejaculate

1. I see a splooge mark on the bed.
2. I splooged in her hair

by Guy January 20, 2005

Spooge Rag

A spooge rag is a piece of clothing or cloth used to wipe up spooge.

Disgusting...I just grabbed my shirt and there is some sticky shit all over it.
Sorry man...I couldn't find my spooge rag, and I had to find a new one.

by Zuchinibut aka Mr. Incredible February 3, 2006

smooge

the act of taking up as much space as humanly possible. This involves sprawling across several couch cushions, the floor, the coffee table, etc. Smooging is all about maximizing spatial area. When multiple bodies get involved in this smooging, it becomes a clusterfuck of sprawling similar to Twister without the mat.

Dude, are you really going to smooge all over the couch? I'm sitting here too.

by zombiehunter951 April 2, 2012

Splooge target

A tattoo on the small of a girl's back, which one can take aim at.

Check out that chick's splooge target.

by doughnuts July 26, 2007

spooge

n. goopy or viscous substance similar in texture to cum

v. to cause a goopy substance to end up on an item or person

I woke up this morning in a puddle of spooge.

What is this spooge on my dinner?

Damn! Don't spooge my new shoes!

What's that spoogy shit on your shirt?

by Chick December 11, 2003

splooger

a term of condescension inferring that a person splooges often, usually in excess of what's considered normal or typical

That Adam is a major splooger.

by ericccc September 16, 2008

sploogelade

when a man ejaculates into lemonade and someone drinks it.

Sally drank harry's sploogelade

by mike butler and grey dixon September 4, 2004