satan's asshole

The DMV (Department of Motor Vehicles). First used by comedian Dane Cook, it describes what it's like to wait in line for hours with no air conditioning with whiny kids, smelly cocksuckers, and people talking on their god damn cell phones, just so you can get your driver's license.

I had to get my driver's license from satan's asshole today.

by Illinois Joe October 7, 2004

Satan

The best friend the Christian religion has ever had, and who has kept them in business for two thousand years.

by Anonymous June 26, 2003

Satan

plural. also know as Cats. Satan is considered evil, yet everyone loves cats.

They are fluffy, adorable, and planning your demise.

My cat is satan in disguise.

by mo May 16, 2014

Satan's Sidekick

Also referred to as a "monster-bomb" or "Vodka Monster", is an alcoholic beverage with ingredients of both Monster Energy Drink and any non-flavored vodka of choice. The combination of the vodka and energy drink often wakes a person up and also give's a buzz. Commonly contains one can of Monster and two or more shots of vodka.

"He's been drunk all day and hasn't passed out."

"He must have been drinking Satan's Sidekick all day."

by monster vodka November 29, 2012

Satan's Chariot

He penetrates her vagina while she has her period and then finishes in her back door. She rides his red chariot to completion.

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by Budder cup June 5, 2013

Satan Steam

The smell of a deadly fart after eating White Castle or Mexican food.

Brad cheated on his wife Amy, once she found out she went out and ate at White Castle. After hours of eating she came home and sat on his pillow and Satan Steam poured out of her ass. When Brad got home from work he went straight to bed, once his head touched the Steamed pillow he threw up all over himself.

by SatanHasSteamed1 February 15, 2014

Satan's Waterfall

Satan's waterfall is another word for having your period. This is referred to satans waterfall because satan means evil and hell (basically what a period is) (oh and because satan normally associates with the colour red like a period) and waterfall means the constant flow of blood.

"we all have satan's waterfall today" says Emily to her friends
"ik our periods hurt like hell" says emily's friend

by B E L L E October 20, 2020