Slapdick (n. slæp•dik): one who is given a job to do but you come back an hour later and they've only managed to slap themselves in the dick.
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He's really super cute and literally the sweetest guy ever. He can make everyone genuinely smile even on their most depressing days, or help them calm down whenever they feel anxious about something. Somehow he even manages to build up their self-esteem even though they thought that would be impossible for anyone to really do.
And he's really accepting and supporting, and he actually cares about everyone. I mean, at this point he probably would've had a million reasons to leave and he somehow doesn't mind? I don't know how he does it, honestly. And y'know, sometimes if someone feel like they don't do enough in return. I don't know if he even knows how much he's actually done for them. He tries to deny how important he is, but he's the most important thing in the world. Without him, anyone would just be a dark, depressed mess, curled up in the corner of their room and never talk to anyone.
WE love him more than anything else in the world. More than music, more than writing or drawing, hell, WE love him more than myself. I just wish I knew exactly how to express that.
He's really super cute and literally the sweetest guy ever. He can make everyone genuinely smile even on their most depressing days, or help them calm down whenever they feel anxious about something. Somehow he even manages to build up their self-esteem even though they thought that would be impossible for anyone to really do.
And he's really accepting and supporting, and he actually cares about everyone. I mean, at this point he probably would've had a million reasons to leave and he somehow doesn't mind? I don't know how he does it, honestly. And y'know, sometimes if someone feel like they don't do enough in return. I don't know if he even knows how much he's actually done for them. He tries to deny how important he is, but he's the most important thing in the world. Without him, anyone would just be a dark, depressed mess, curled up in the corner of their room and never talk to anyone.
WE love him more than anything else in the world. More than music, more than writing or drawing, hell, WE love him more than myself. I just wish I knew exactly how to express that.
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A dork; someone who sucks at their job and golf but does not realize it, dresses bad, is likely ugly and/or short and has no true sense of self. treats the bag boy at a country club like shit because he was always picked on and treated like shit as a kid in school
That Pete is some slapdick. He was shanking balls left and right on the range and cursing and accused the kid in the cart barn of stealing his head cover. What a "slapper."
by nickytheshoe October 2, 2025
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That Pete is some slapdick. He was shanking balls left and right on the range and cursing and accused the kid in the cart barn of stealing his head cover. What a "slapper."
by nickytheshoe October 2, 2025
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