shpleeeeeeen

a fun way of saying 'spleen' which is a large dark-red oval organ on the left side of the body. Must be said in a high pitched squeeky voice for full effect.

person 1: 'man i am bored...'
person 2: 'shpleeeeeeen'

by abby999 November 5, 2005

silent second

When you poop without making a sound

I could hear a pin drop but yet didn't even hear your silent second.

by IBAWS January 11, 2016

silent fiend

Lowkey savages for fun and living life to the edge

"Hey did you see me break that window across the street?"
"Yeah, you silent fiended their house"

or

"That kid pulled the fire alarm at Target dude"
"Wow he's such a silent fiend"

by Dannymous November 26, 2017

brone of silence

Similar to the cone of silence, the Brone Of Silence is used to announce that the conversation between two or more bros is confidential. Usually used when a bro is asked by another bro's girlfriend how many sexual partners her boyfriend has had. But can be used in practicaly any situation. To brake the Brone Of Silence is a severe violation of the sacred bro code.

Bro #1: Bro, I have to tell you about last night!
Bro #2: What's up?
Bro #1: Wait first, I'm enacting the brone of silence.
Bro #2:.... {the rest of this message will not be displayed because the Brone was activated}

Bro #1's Gf: How many girls has my boyfriend been with.
Bro #2: I dunno...

by AgentF January 22, 2014

handy jay and silent bob

1) To perform fellatio on a man silently while stroking his shaft. 2) To give a hand job while sucking the head of a penis without making any sound.

Hey man. I was at this party last night and Sara gave me a handy jay and silent bob in the bathroom.

by Network Pathogen August 25, 2015

silent but violent

A fart that is smelt but not heard. Smellier than a standard fart because energy is not dissipated by the buttock-flapping sounds.

“Jeee-sus! Have you just let one off?”

”Yeah, sorry. Silent but violent.”

by King Kandy November 6, 2008

Silent Rave

"Rave" or form of wild dancing party where all of the members listen to music through headphones on seperate portable music players. The players are all synchronized so everyone is hearing the same thing, but no outsiders hear anything, hence the "silent" portion of the name.

The police didn't bust the silent rave down the street because nobody complained about the noise.

by TrueKore August 31, 2006