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Simon

An awesome Aussie who never ceases to amaze the people around him. Many females wait in line to get with this Volvo-hating, football-despising S.O.B.

Extremely sexy and kind even though he lives in a backwards culture that drives on the wrong side of the street, eats kangaroo, likes rugby, goes out and almost dies in "the bush", and gets arrested for carrying BB guns.

Arrogant and mildly depressing at times, a Simon is an amazing and rare specimen of humanity that comes along once in a few thousand years. If you are priveledged enough to come to know a Simon, don't ever let him go. He will light up your life. He is also incredible in bed.
Liz: That is the sexiest, most attractive foreigner I've ever seen!!

Katie: I know! He must be a Simon!!
by Kytee January 18, 2010
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Simon

Me: Did you see Simon last night?
Friend: yeah the fat shit ran off with my taco
by JoshuaSmithu October 23, 2019
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Simon

A sad lil bitch who wants to suck toes for money
Yo Simon suck my toe jam
by Fatyumboi September 17, 2018
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Simon

A short and evil gremlin that is set on the destruction of all productivity. He is a rich model who always asks for handouts and loves ticking off codies.
Simons stop class because they feel like it.
by Brezok February 20, 2020
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simonism

To trip someone out (preferably a stranger) by pulling a fucked up face, or chattin random shit!
Its amazing what some class A's will do to the brain to trigger a 'SIMONISM'. Time to get GRIMY!
by baseheads July 10, 2006
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Simon

The name of a tiny ass kid who would have three jackets on
Is that dipshit Simon
by Udgudhf November 19, 2019
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Simon

A Rapist who believes in our one god Jason. He will typically be white and likes to commit sexual assault. He has both a Vagina and a dick.
Hey its a Simon
by SimonMO123456 December 10, 2018
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