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by 7rgr January 19, 2018
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Richard Simmons Poop

A pooping endeavor in which the pooper poops and loses 20 lbs in the process of pooping.
Dude, I just Richard Simmons Pooped into a new wardrobe!
by nutzostevo July 9, 2011
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When ordering from In N Out Burger you may ask for a " Richard Simmons with a Shaved Back " , and receive a special ordered cheeseburger with fries on it. Asking for this animal style will also make it animal style, and asking for a " Double Richard Simmons with a Shaved Back " it will be a Double-Double cooked to these standards.
May I have a Richard Simmons with a Shaved Back please?
by IIIICON February 11, 2009
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Nero Wolfgang Amadeus Simmons II

A noted Haddonfield composer who has written many works, such as Ode to Dallas. He is a big fan of the Cowboys, and as such his works have not quite achieved fame yet. His pastimes include watching football, playing the trumpet, and competing on the Academic Challenge team with Cashcow and Ezkett. He is a man of few words, but his saying hold immense wisdom.
Wolfgang: Hey mips-hater do you have the english homework?
Cashcow: How are you Wolfgang!
Wolfgang: That's me.
by Eszett January 31, 2005
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Elias simmons

The master of Elias sool won. grandmaster of fart techniques. The master of farting
Person 1: do you know elias sool won
Person 2: eww thats a farting son of a bitch
Elias simmons farting, thats how you do it.
by ie peaple jack April 20, 2023
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Simmons

A “Simmons” is a Scrooge-like individual, carrying many qualities that range from the following: being a little bitch, virgin, loud/obnoxious, ugly, and a strong reiteration on the bitch quality. To be called a Simmons is one of the most vial, disgusting, panic inducing, gut wrenching, heart breaking, hate crime a person can commit. Please, soon to be fathers and mothers, Do NOT raise your child into being a Simmons.
“That guy was so weird, what a Simmons!”
Look at that guy! I bet he’s a Simmons for sure”
Hey You! Nice middle part…SIMMONS!”
by JellySplat October 23, 2023
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Mr Simmons

The admin at the i-series event. He has a record of long running of tournament runs, winning over £1,000,000. He goes by the name of the Simmonator.
Could be used in the context of, "Oh, Mr Simmons you jew."
by Mr Clarke July 26, 2008
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