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Siamise Kangaroo

A sex act in which multiple people have sex with a woman, and one male starts from the other end of the room when another male is already penetrating the woman and the male from the other end of the room jumps and kicks her in the mouth and makes her bleed. If he doesn't at first attempt he has to retry.
Why did Paige have messed up teeth?

She went all out with the Siamise Kangaroo.
by Redeer January 16, 2010
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simie

A simulated personality. A sim or chatbot.
I've been chatting with a simie!
by jim jim the magic bean September 5, 2006
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simas

a funny, helpful, kind boy who is always smiling and happy. He is always ready to do anything to make everyone happy. he's the most cheerful boy in the world and he is an amazing friend, you are lucky to have a simas in your life. Hes a really fun person to be around and he has the most amazing eyes in the world.
sad girl: i really need a simas right now
friend: i know you do
by elephant and siamese cat January 13, 2015
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Simi Valley

A very very small town in California close to Thousand Oaks. Simi Valley is located in Southern California.
by Mathura August 19, 2004
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simi valley

Small town in Southern California, that is supposed to be "the safest place", sure, if you like tons of teenage druggies, violent teenage guys, and white supremests.
"I'm on LSD, meth, crack... and other stuff."
"Where do you live?"
"Oh, um Simi Valley."
by Kaboom December 31, 2004
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Simi Valley Showdown

Recognizing Simi Valley as the porn capital we came up with this. This requires 2 men staring each other straight in the eye while masturbating simultaneously. The "winner" would be the person to complete the task first. Looking down is strictly forbidden!
What do you say we settle this dispute with a good ole fashioned Simi Valley Showdown?

He got the role fair and square after he won the Simi Valley Showdown.
by GetCrunk88 January 31, 2010
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Semis

The word that comes up on t9 phones when the word "penis" is intended to be typed.
I got a text from Benjy that says, "I put my semis in her butt."
by Danielwritesstuff January 14, 2009
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