Scuttle Dut

To mess something up, to screw up

"Tyler made another scuttle dut in his relationship" or "I know I scuttle dutted, but will you forgive me?"

by twiddlediddle29 July 8, 2012

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scuttering fuck

The least amount of fucks it is possible to give, usually used in anger and most certainly not complaintry

New reader: Call in and let us know what you think
Bigoted half wit: *Ill informed rant*
Person: Why should I give a scuttering fuck what some fucking hyped up bigoted half wit thinks about fucking anything

by Bandit, the Fearless Ferret January 31, 2016

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Shattitude

An emotion one feels when they have to have a severe bowel movement (take a shit/shat) but they can't for some reason or another.

I had to suddenly take a shit while I was driving, I ran into use the bathroom at a gas station and the bathroom was out of order. I had a shattitude like no other!

by ALL BIZ September 24, 2018

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Scuttlehead

The root cause of all societal problems for one of Norm Macdonald’s taxi drivers.

“You know what’s wrong with the world? All these scuttleheads!”

by Legalese78 June 4, 2022

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Shuttle Docking

The act of defecating into a prophylactic, usually freezing the contents to form an implement suitable for sodomy.

Jed: "Xavier is a shuttle docking fuck!"
Marco: "How's he a shuttle docking fuck?"
Jed: "He shat in a fuck glove, froze it, and went brokeback on himself."
Marco: "Gay!"

by Jed and Marco June 16, 2008

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