Ben Shapiro

The definition of eternal virginity

He will never lose his virginity, he’s a Ben Shapiro.

by A fellow Jew October 16, 2021

Shapeshitter

Someone who can shit shapes. for example a triangle. is this really possible? meh. we may never know.

Guy 1 "I totally shitted a triangle yesterday it was great."
Guy 2 "whoa man. you're such a shapeshitter."

by You Cant Handle The Coolness July 29, 2016

the shape of water

A movie by Guillermo Del Toro, that contrary to popular belief, is not a charming documentary about lakes and other bodies of water, but about fish-monster/human sex.

Person 1: Have you seen The Shape of Water? Person 2: Yeah! It's about lakes, right? Person 1: Nah man, it's just fish sex.

by jeh21 March 12, 2018

shape rotator

someone who has a higher visuospatial IQ than verbal IQ; more attuned to empiricism and technical pursuits.

deep learning vs crypto is a clear divide of shape rotators vs wordcels. the former offends theorycel aesthetic sensibilities but empirically works to produce absurd miracles. the latter is an insane series of nerd traps and sky high abstraction ladders yet mostly scams

by thefirstrotator February 3, 2022

mushroom-shaped welt

A mark left on someone's flesh resulting from being slapped by a penis. The impact of thebulbous glans penis and narrower shaft leaves a mark with a shape much like that of the fruiting body of a mushroom.

Your mother wasn't very careful with her teeth when she was sucking my wang, so I pulled my dong out of her mouth and beat her on the face with it, leaving several mushroom-shaped welts that developed into bruises that were clearly visible when she picked you up from school later that day.

by Baller-Ass Nigga June 17, 2004

Pear-shaped

Something that has gone pear-shaped has gone wrong: this is based on the visualisation of a plan being like a perfect circle. When something goes wrong, the plan is distorted and becomes pear-shaped.

It was all going well, then Jonno dropped the ball and it all went pear-shaped.

by Wowbagger (the Infinitely Prolonged) June 11, 2003

Shap

Originating from the words shop and talk, it began used when discussing all things relevant to the Vancouver Canucks. It has now evolved to be used in countless other applications (see examples).

"Hey Shappy, how's the shap?"
"What's your shap on the game?"
"You shappin' over later?"
"You hear that milt's shap on Luongo?"
"I got shap!"
"Your shap is the top shelf, milt free!"
"Shap late!"

by Vitamin_V12 October 27, 2011