splunk

Something that is very cool. NOT to be confused with the tech company, under the same name.

Person One: "Dude did you see that football game? It was so splunk!
Person Two: "So splunk!"

by Darhsionsaic July 7, 2024

shplank

One of the many variations of Jamin, a Jamin becomes a shplank or shplankamin when their brain starts to dumb down due to lack of Brain activity.

You’re acting very Shplank today

by Dr.Roberto April 4, 2024

Splunkerflunker

This is what you call the old ancient work tool of ancient ancestors. See, back in the day, the workers in the fields would work, and when they didn’t do a good job, the worker owners would beat them. So to avoid getting beated, the workers made the Splunkerflunker 9000 (or the McSplunky) which would harvest the crops more faster. (Trust me guys, this actually happened, google told me so, don’t ban me please 😭)

Yo grandpa, what was it like back in the day?
Nun much, jus made the Splunkerflunker with my homies.
Wowsers! That’s rad gramps!
This is why grandma died!

by Dr. Johnny April 17, 2024

Shlunk

When your partner is about to climax, then proceeds to stick it in a moving fan blade causing cum to fly everywhere

Im about to cum!
Quick stick it into the fan and shlunk!
Oh my God Its going everywhere!!!

by anonymous January 13, 2025

shplinky

Very awesome and sigma, similar to Skrunkly/Scrungly or however it’s spelled. It is very good at describing cats.

Guy: your cat is so cute what’s his name
Guy 2: his name is shunkabunk
Guy: that’s so shplinky

by Perrybluish February 8, 2025

Splunker

A anal insert, also known as a probing tube for the anus.

YUP, YOU JUST GOT THE SPLUNKER!

by The rankist troll November 23, 2025

Monkey Splunker

To Splunk on ones Monkey

bob Robbertson is a raging Monkey Splunker

by the great wahzoo November 5, 2009