When you’re in between drunk and totally fucked up. The moment when you’re drunk and high right before the room starts spinning. You metaphorically feel like the inside of a stomach.
Leroy: Bruh I just drank this casamigos while I’m high and this shit got me schpangled!
T-Bone: Yeah son you schpangled af. That shit got you tripping lmao.
T-Bone: Yeah son you schpangled af. That shit got you tripping lmao.
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