short bus

Dummy. A phrase made popular by the demon-slaying love child of Beatrix Kiddo and Taylor Swift. Later made popular by Ruby from Supernatural.

'' It's called being a normal teenager, short bus. Boys are a part of it.'' -The Demon-Slaying Love Child of Taylor Swift and Beatrix Kiddo

by BabydollDame22 December 24, 2016

Short Bus Alumni

Someone who has graduated from the short bus ( middle school or high school.) and is still a fucking idiot. even if you've never been on the short bus you are not exempt from being classified as a Short Bus Alumni. (As long as your stupid or do stupid shit or as kind as your an idiot and do idiotic shit you can proudly claim your a Short Bus Alumni

If anyone does something remotely stupid or any action devoid of intelligence, the proper response should be " Are you a Short Bus Alumni?". It could also be use to say that one is not stupid or devoid of intelligence " At least your not a Short Bus Alumni"

by Autumn Emperor August 26, 2024

Short Bus

The bus for mentally challenged children

The shorter the bus, the more retarded they get

Ben rides on the short bus
he is diagnosed with sever cases of autism, ADHD, schizophrenia and SCD (Small Cock Disorder) and has challenges with telling other he will rape them.
Beware.

by BenHasIssues75 February 17, 2023

short bus baddie

a baddie (hot girl) that rides the short bus (school bus for specially abled kids).
common alternative to "short bus shorty"

"your girl is stupid" "yeah, right? she a short bus baddie"

by autismusstiller June 20, 2023

Going short bus

The act in which you declare you are about to go so stupid that it can only be described as going short bus.

Ryan was frustrated at work so he went to his car to yell and went short bus

Ryan was frustrated at work so he went to his car to yell and in doing so he was going short bus with the swear words.

by Sex master 2000 April 3, 2025