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Cookie Shlongster

When a man bakes a cookie in the shape of a penis, fucks a women with it in the ass and then eats it.
Guy1: "I totally gave this chick a cookie shlongster last night.. it literally tasted like shit."
by AlliBigTits August 18, 2011
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Wenis shlocker

The act of riping off your elbow skin and creating a weapon out of it and hiting a person so hard they pass out.
Guy1:I just wenis shlocked that guy over there!
Guy2:so your a wenis shlocker?
Guy1:yes!!
Guy2:wana date?
by Lorax_thumper.44 November 3, 2023
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