Kong Shlong

Some guy with a big dick

God dayum that's a real kong shlong right there

by Mega succ 69 420 March 8, 2017

shlong jocky

a guy who likes to ride the shlong.

"Brad you fuckin shlong jockey, get over here lube me up."

by fatboy August 29, 2003

shlong jockey

someone who rides a penis

"that guy is a bit of a shlong jockey aint he" "damn right, he rides it like a melbourne Cup horse"

by sir alfred winggingly, the 14th disiple of the dali lama October 21, 2004

whale shlong

A freakishly large penis that isnt black.

oh shit! this prostatude has a whale shlong.

by hazel:) January 10, 2010

Kosher Shlong

The Jewish penis. The longest, largest, scientifically most loved penis in the world. No group can dare compare to the absolute huge Godzilla cock that is the Jewish Penis. It is Gods chosen shlong.

He made me cum 6 times in a row, and on the 7th time...He did it again. That Kosher Shlong was amazing.

by 01001100 01101111 01100111 011 January 19, 2021

Sauron’s Shlong

When you and your sexual partner role play The Lord of the Rings; but you are unaware your partner has a burning infection down south of the Black Gates. This will cause anger and frustration, and a fiery sensation on your shlong.

That fucking Hobbit gave me Sauron’s Shlong

by LSDemonKid October 13, 2017

Diddy Shlong

A YouTube rapper who makes rap songs that usually have terrible beats. Often seen on a track with fellow YouTube rapper Semen Demon.

Did you hear that new Diddy Shlong?

by Diddy Shlong August 5, 2020