Don't count your sheep before the shepherd's market

Don't assume you have won before the results are in.

"Ive aced that test!"
"Don't count your sheep before the shepherd's market"

by NIGHTY G May 31, 2019

I fucked as many shepherds as the sheep you herded

A Turkish proverb. Used when someone is acting know-it-all against someone else that actually knows it all.

'Ben senin güttüğün koyun kadar çoban siktim'

The know-it-all: I have recently read a few articles about X online, so I think I am kind of an expert on the subject now!

The expert: You know I have a PhD in X, right? I fucked as many shepherds as the sheep you herded!

by teori April 3, 2022

Make Like a Shepherd and Get The Flock Outta Here

A southern way of telling one to fuck off.

Hey, do us a favor. Make like a shepherd and get the flock outta here!

by KnightofNerdom December 23, 2018

German Shepherds

Another way of saying natural enormous breast

Tom: Damn bro look at those German Shepherds over there!
Craig: Where? I don't see no damn dogs
Tom: No bro, look at that girl in front of you! She got german shepherds on her chest

by Yoooooolmaooo September 23, 2019

The welsh shepherd

Having sex with a girl & her mother on separately occasions.

Eric did ‘the welsh shepherd’ by having the mutton and the lamb.

by TM&EH January 17, 2018

heaven shepherd

Loving and caring amazing 😊💕💜

Heaven shepherd is amazing

by Heaven teltschik March 14, 2017

Shepherd

A charismatic leader, often very quiet but effective. This type of guy is desired by women younger and slightly older than him. When he enters a room, the mood shifts.

That guy Shepherd is very charming.

by Rpoi November 23, 2021