sharpie bath

A reference to a popular anecdote/inside joke in the homestuck fandom, where a cosplayer took a bath in sharpie ink and alcohol to dye their skin grey.

Vriska cosplayer: ‘How are we going to get our skin grey?’
Terezi cosplayer: ‘What about a sharpie bath?’
Laughter ensues.

by backinthedark May 10, 2023

Brown sharpie

When you shid and wipe but the brown just keeps coming. No matter how much you wipe your ass, the toilet paper still has shid on it

Dude 1: dude what took you so long?
Dude 2: it was a brown sharpie
Dude 1: oh damn that’s rough

by DankCheddar76 October 1, 2022

hurricane sharpie

Attempting to control the weather using nothing more than a marking pen and a map..

Looks like Hurricane Sharpie has veered towards Kansas now!!

by Ski Doggie September 10, 2019

Sharpie Challenge

an act where one shoves a sharpie up their urethra.

person one : hey man, did you hear about the sharpie challenge?
person two : yea, lizzy told me about it. She made me do it man . . .

by lemersonx January 20, 2021

fat sharpie

A large, good smelling black penis.

"So you still fuckin' that white boy, Denise?"
"Naw girl. I'm drawin' some fat sharpie now."
"Oooh, did he leave a permenant mark?"
"Bitch, please. Once you draw in fat sharpie, their ain't no more white out pens."

by Crayola Colored Sex June 5, 2009

Sharpie Math

When students who didn’t do well or flunked their math test or exam falsely claimed that they were penalized or prejudiced because they used Sharpie instead of ballpoint pens.

That SAT and GRE examiners disadvantage suburban white students vis-à-vis their Asian and Hispanic peers because of Sharpie math bias is the latest conspiracy propagated by QAnonists and alt-right Trumpists to vent out their mathematical frustration and anger.

by MathPlus November 5, 2020

sharpie season

The time of the year when the yearbooks come out and teachers confiscate sharpies because they are agianst "school policy".

Gin: Omg natalie , sign my yearbook!
Natalie: Sure got any sharpies?
Gin : Nah , its sharpie season Mr. Fredrickson is on paroll won't even risk it.
Natalie: Yeah, mat got i.s.s for having a sharpie.
Gin: I no totally lame!

by soinluvwitu2 May 27, 2007