Bastila Shan

Bastila Shan was a Jedi knight in 4000 BBY. She was the youngest to ever master the art of Battle Meditation. She was a member of the Jedi strike team that captured Sith Lord Revan during his reign over the Sith. She fell to the dark side and became apprentice to the Dark Lord Malak. She betrayed Malak by joining Revan in his quest for revenge. She becameRevan's apprentice, and was handed the Sith throne temporarily while her master went to complete some mysterious task in the outer rim. She could not control the Sith or the Star Forge, and the Sith} Empire fell into civil war. Bastila went missing on Korriban after the fall of the Sith, and, just like her master, has still not returned.

Bastila will appear on the eve of Revan's return.

by LORD REVAN! April 19, 2005

fit hits the shan

A phrase commonly used by frumpy,white Middle American women, (usually 30+ and wear mom pants, also see soccer moms) as a euphemism for "the shit hits the fan".

A soccer mom having a cell phone conversation mid sentence: ".......and that's when the fit hit the shan."

Black guy overhearing the conversation also on a cellphone:" Yo man, I just heard this white bitch talkin bout "the fit hit the shan" and shit."

Black guy on the line: "You sure she didn't say "the shit hit the fan"?

Black guy1: "Nah man, that bitch straight out said "the fit hits the shan!"

by alstin January 4, 2010

Shaun Chan Thian Shan

A human being sometimes classified as a log. He is not manly. This is confirmed by the fact that his girlfriend is manlier than he.

Does not drink very well. His girlfriend holds her liquor better by over 9000.
This once again proves that his girlfriend is manlier.

Runs very fast. Somewhat like a rolling log.

Can never find his way out of a haystack.

Person : Shaun Chan Thian Shan!
Shaun : *does not respond*
Person : *goes up and smacks him*
Shaun : *does not realise*

by Shaun's Awesome Friend May 21, 2009

Ry Poy Nat Shan

A Ry Poy Nat Shan is a type of person (also known as 'Ry Poy' for short) a Ry Poy is often found riding a bike around in Auckland, New Zealand at night time, doing a wave dance on his bike, rubbing his behleh while crossing a road at 3am, or alternatively calling out to the More-Beef birds or the Possum-Rodents. He sneezes savagely and should not be approached. Things beginning with the letter P are of interest to a Ry Poy Nat Shan, things such as Pirates, Pies, Puzzles, Photography, Primo, Panties, Pals, Poosies, Parrot-birds and with an exception to a few other words such as Squidgedoo, E Pon Mon Cho (not to be confused with a Poncho) and Minibus Dowlahs.

"I've gotta go now, I'm going for a bike with Ry Poy Nat Shan"

"We wanna go straight! But the bus lane only goes right! But we wanna go straight? The bus lane only goes right!" said Ry Poy Nat Shan as he discussed the situation with E Pon Mon Cho

by Eponmoncho April 11, 2009

abaha shan

Very evil phrase, offensive much.

Abaha shan you 🤬!

by stroberrysugar November 28, 2021

Crazy J and Shan the Man

A remarkably good looking, intelligent, and desirable duo hailing from Western Pennsylvania. The two share a biting wit and undeniably good taste. They are better than most other people, but are friendly and sociable with those not as blessed, nonetheless. This duo comes as a package deal and are rarely seen apart, though, on such rare occasions, if engaged in conversation they will undoubtedly only converse about the other.

Dude, did you see Crazy J and Shan the Man today? They're so fucking rad.

by ylyayp4eva October 8, 2008

darren shan

me-DARREN SHAN IS THE BOMB!!!
person-who are u even talking about
me-DARREN SHAN DUH HAVE YOU EVER READ THR VAMPIRE SRES?!?
person-no BUT i have read HARRY POTTER
me- =.=

darren shan

by Izuku midorya ::>_<::◑﹏◐◑︿◐😈 March 9, 2020