Shakespeare

the person who writes the most BORING shit

"I have to read a Shakespeare book, he's so boring!"

by MagicShinx February 19, 2025

Shakespeare

Big fuckin, Twat

Luke is Shakespeare!

by Sex_Machine_it's_funny_cuz_sex April 8, 2019

shakespeare whore

someone obsessed with Shakespeare

look at Erik he always quotes Shakespeare

he s a Shakespeare whore.

by Satanloveshotcheetos June 28, 2022

William Shakespeare

He is/was a friend of mine.

William Shakespeare is my friend, not yours.

by briko June 1, 2017

speaking shakespeare

When you read/see a Shakespeare play (or any other old literature) and start to talk like the characters (i.e. vocabulary, mannerisms, rhythm, rhyme, iambic pentameter, etc.) on a regular basis.

Guy 1: She doth teach the torches to burn bright!
Guy 2: Dude... what!?
Guy 1: I said that chicks hot, man!
Guy 2: Oh, what was all that you were saying?
Guy 1: Sorry, dude. I've been speaking Shakespeare ever since we read Romeo and Juliet in class last week.

by JudeMer April 28, 2009

inner Shakespeare

Something you unleash as you coin a new slang word to be submitted to UrbanDictionary

After brainstorming with my friends all night, I finally unleashed my inner Shakespeare and created a new term that perfectly captures our inside jokes!

by Emotional Cruiser September 20, 2025

Shakespeare

a person which is very popular for, i don't know

hello shakespeare!

by aghwchuiljhkbzxjchvsddsfv January 1, 2025