William Shakespeare

He is/was a friend of mine.

William Shakespeare is my friend, not yours.

by briko June 1, 2017

William Shakespeare

A really kind dude who writes sad poems and tragedy.

I'm gonna read some of William Shakespeare's poems.

by My sexual identity is KM/S April 24, 2019

speaking shakespeare

When you read/see a Shakespeare play (or any other old literature) and start to talk like the characters (i.e. vocabulary, mannerisms, rhythm, rhyme, iambic pentameter, etc.) on a regular basis.

Guy 1: She doth teach the torches to burn bright!
Guy 2: Dude... what!?
Guy 1: I said that chicks hot, man!
Guy 2: Oh, what was all that you were saying?
Guy 1: Sorry, dude. I've been speaking Shakespeare ever since we read Romeo and Juliet in class last week.

by JudeMer April 28, 2009

William Shakespeare class

Noun
1.A class that is way above your level.
2. A class where everything goes over your head
3. A class where words don't make sense

As in William Shakespeare's education was equal to a graduate degree education

Archiebald: Do you have any idea what's happening in Bio?
Jack: Nah man, that's a real William Shakespeare class

by joltman_10 October 22, 2018

Shakespeare

the person who writes the most BORING shit

"I have to read a Shakespeare book, he's so boring!"

by MagicShinx February 19, 2025

She's got a balcony you could do Shakespeare from

She has large boobs, titties, a large rack. Big enough to perform Shakespeare from

Have you seen Jess, She's got a balcony you could do Shakespeare from.

by Noncebooiiiii October 6, 2023

Gay Shakespeare

Geeks can look into the story of Romeo and Juliet and decide to see the romance that could have bloomed between Romeo and Paris instead

Gay Shakespeare goes thus: But soft! What light through yonder window breaks? It is the east and Paris is the sun!

by HalimaPrincessFleek July 28, 2016