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syphilisified

The status of having syphilis. Even though it is treatable, the damage is irreversible. Be careful your penis may fall off.

Ps. It is highly contagious. Commonly found in immortal human being and James Bond. Watch out bitches!
James Bond has been syphilisified.

Oh! Snap! That bitch be totally fucking syphilisified.
by wochebok October 8, 2014
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syphilis tsunami

Who doesn't love a good syphilis tsunami?
by TheFuckingLizardKing September 19, 2017
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Sephiroth

The main villian of Final Fantasy VII, a video game released by Square Enix in 1997. He was a former SOLDIER and mentor for Cloud Strife and Zack Fair, also known for using an abnormally long sword known as the Masamune. However, after he finds out about his true origins, he goes on a genocidal rampage, killing everyone in Nibelheim and the Shinra building. He eventually becomes an all-powerful figure, able to destroy the solar system with Meteor.

As usual, Smash fans think he's just some generic cookie-cutter anime pretty boy, completely unaware of how popular and influential he is.
"Tell me what you cherish most. Give me the pleasure of taking it away."

- Sephiroth, 2005
by Some guy on UD January 25, 2021
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sephirem

The most amazing person alive. He’s kind yet an ass but makes you feel on top of the world. He only looks at you and even when he isn’t you’re the only person he sees. Sephirem is the only person that is the definition of everything and is everything you dream of. When you’re away from him you’re only gonna want to be with him every second. He goes through thick and thin with you and even on the bad days he’s still yours.
“Sephirem is the greatest man alive.”
by Baby.eah October 19, 2021
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sephia

A sephia is a disgrace to society and always starts fights and arguments. Her natural personality displays how arrogant and immature she can be at times. If she is your true friend she may stay loyal to you, however , one wrong move and she may just end up betraying you.

Be very careful around Sephias as you never know what unfortunate circumstances may be coming your way. She has the tendency to be blunt which may sometimes come out as rude, but this is just her personality.
Person 1:- Don't ever come into contact with a sephia she will betray you
by nHotChick123 November 27, 2022
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national syphilis day

the day we celebrate national syphilis day is april 27. we celebrate the disease our friends with syphilis have well living their best lives
by iwantaids May 30, 2018
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Maga-syphilitic

Maga-syphilitic; a person suffering from a disturbing medical condition, oddly associated to only MAGA Republicans. While physical symptoms present the same today as when Girolamo Fracastoro wrote about Syphilis in 1530, this bacterial variant can spread via ideology alone and without physical contact. Along with typical disfiguring effects, the Maga-syphilitic sufferer may also experience loud nonsensical speech, aversion to truth or fact, dangerous and bizarre allegiances to the politically insane, and possess an inexplicable attraction to red ball caps emblazoned with MAGA.
I was flying back to Texas last week and noticed Ted Cruz sitting a few rows up from me…he seemed incredibly uncomfortable in his seat and when he spoke, I thought “oh gosh, could he be one of those Maga-syphilitics I keep hearing about”?
by Bangd Ingow November 12, 2022
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