ZOOMorial Service

A contingency online funerary requiem forced by COVID social gathering restrictions.
I'm so sorry to hear about your brother.
Yeah, very sad. He was only 42.
What are the funeral plans?
We can't have one. It's gonna be a ZOOMorial Service because of COVID.
Damn, send me an invite.
by YAWA January 29, 2021
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service magnet

A service magnet is a person that draws excellent service from businesses as a result of their pleasant attitude and patience with the service provider.
For example, during the busy retail season around Christmas, the service magnet is the person who is cheerful, patient and understanding and will typically get better service than the angry, demanding customer.
by krwinkler October 17, 2017
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service turd

a waiter, waitress, or other retail worker who has a bad attitude or bad service.
My waitress at Olive Garden last night was a service turd. she took my menu before I had ordered!
by professionalpotato April 17, 2016
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Service 64

The phrase said over the counter microphone whenever a hot chick enters certain food outlets. Should the phrase be unable to be said due to a female manager out back, a common practice is to press the special button 3 times on the till, displaying a message on the kitchen order screen of the same meaning.
Chick: *enters shop*
Sales assistant: "Service 64"
Kitchen staff: *stare through the food chute in awe*
by King of 64 March 30, 2008
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Terms of Service

A long page listing out rules and conditions you must abide by in order to use a service. When seen on the internet, these terms are often ignored, as all the user must do is click the "I Accept" button at the bottom. If you read or attempt to read a page listing Terms of Service on the internet more than once in your life, you should schedule a doctor's appointment soon to test for possible Down Syndrome.
"Ugh, I don't want to read the Terms of Service! They all mean the same thing."

*Clicks "I Accept" button*
by IlikeTurdulz May 16, 2011
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servicing the account

v. Also, service the account, the account is being serviced.

A George Carlin term for the act of a salesperson screwing over their customer through deceit. This is catagorized by the large bullshit smile, and customer assuming the position.
"Excuse me, I'm clueless about buying absolutely anything."
"I'll just go ahead and service the account for you then."
by Greggo August 23, 2005
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nervous in the service

acting extremely anxious and nervous for a prolongued period before an extremely important event. Mostly applied to sexual intercourse, when becoming nervous in the service can lead to premature ejaculation, no ejaculation, and/ or death.
Did John tell you about his sexual encounter?

No, how did it go?

Let's just say he got a little bit nervous in the service.
by LaChad June 02, 2007
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