Active Server Pages [ASP] 

A server side scripting language developed by Microsoft. While it does outclass Perl in terms of effectiveness and ease of use, php does offer more to the average web developer in terms of reliability, speed, and a shorter learning curve. It is also worth noting that ASP 3.0 comes in two flavours, VBScript and JavaScript.

<%@ language="VBScript" %>
<%
Response.Write("this is ASP")
Response.Write("<br />")
If Request.Querystring("action") = "page1" Then
Response.Write("you selected page 1")
Else
Response.Write("You selected some other page")
End If
%>

Active Server Pages [ASP] by Mordan DS September 25, 2003

isa server 

Microsoft Internet Security and Acceleration Server 2000

1. (n) The world's hardest piece of software to install, configure, manage, and master.

2. A Web/Firewall/Proxy server by Micro$oft designed to piss you and other IT professionals off.

3. The biggest fucking, ass ramming, donkey raping, headache giving, piece of shit in the world.

Employees: I can't access the internet!
MIS Department: It's the ISA Server go blaim the ISA Server!
Employees: Is it that piece of shit acting up again?
MIS Department: Ja!
Employees: Hey guys! Why don't we take a break from work and get a couple of sledge hammers!

isa server by nimbys_suck July 23, 2005

Dead server 

A server that is no longer used by many people and instead only a few. dead servers typically have a lot of people in it but only have 3-4 active people. some dead servers turn into wastelands, where no one is even alive

Me and my friends use to talk all the time there but now it’s just a Dead Server

Dead server by Supermegapp69 March 7, 2021

no server november

A protest against 2b2t and the owner hausemaster started by a group of Minecraft players called the Book Club. No server November is an attempt to lag and shut down the server in retaliation to the Book Club being banned.

Steve: Why is the oldest anarchy server in Minecraft down?
Alex: It's no server November.

no server november by Duck Eggs November 9, 2019

shit server of fuck 

shit server of fuck was the outcome of one person playing on a server in g-mod. The player was killed several times and couldn't bare with it anymore so the the player said "shit server of fuck" and left.

The player name was - Fedcom99

Since then the rest of the players starting using the butiful word to describe things like shit comment of fuck if a comment is bad or shit word of fuck that you may call this word if you don't unerstand it properly.

DeerLord98 - Hey fartgeese let's start a server.
fartgeese - yeah let's do it.
*half an hour later*
DeerLord98 - fartgeese we should kill that player that just joined until he disconnects.
fartgeese - I hope he ragequits
*New player gets killed several times*
castleking1337 - shit server of fuck
(castleking1337 have been disconnected by player)

shit server of fuck by esty alpaca January 30, 2015

Mop Server

mop server is a good server but the problem is the owner, he is a inactive at who thinks he's doing the best for his server but isn't

Hey guys you should join mop server (kxKyvwj), It has btd6 experts, retards and gay shits

Mop Server by NotHexalia May 7, 2021

Ccrabz Server 

A server for unlogical, unethical people generally consisting of hentai and pornographic chats.

Haha, this chat is such an Ccrabz Server

Ccrabz Server by chinadown September 27, 2021