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Septic Fail

Worse than an epic fail.

Septic fail comes from a mix of Epic Fail and Septic Tank.

(a septic tank is used to store/dispose of human waste. in place of a sewer)

Septic Fail is to be used in extreme cases only.

terminology may vary,

(in fail order)

fail
epic fail
septic fail
super septic fail

nasty septic fail
super nasty septic fail
epic septic fail

and finally

super epic, mega septic stink-nasty fail
degrees of fail...
1.)(Score goal on own team)=fail

2.) (Trip on own foot, fall and fit face on floor)= epic fail

3.) (score goal on own team then trip on own foot and hit face on floor, stand up and knock your gym teacher unconscious)=Septic fail

3.) (Accidentally back truck off of a cliff, land truck on grandmother)=Septic Fail

2.) (When playing tic-tac-toe against oneself, lose)=Epic Fail

3.) (When parallel parking, hit the car in front of you and the car behind you several times....get out...your car explodes)=E P I C F A I L

3.) (Attempt suicide (DON'T DO IT), fail at suicide,be sentenced to death for attempted murder (to oneself), when in prison get shanked because you would not let the midget have his hat back, recover, for your last meal, die from food poisoning before getting the electric chair. (+1 if they still electrify you, +5 if they try to save you from dying of food poisoning) )=
THE MOST SEPTIC OF EPIC SEPTIC FAILURES....AKA...Epic Septic Fail
by schoolrunner May 17, 2009
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Skeptikal

Rumour has it that this man has a huge wang. Not as big of a wang as wordDem Sum/word but it is huge. Massive.
Damn that wang is a Skeptikal!
by Harry Sacksnuffer May 24, 2003
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septic eye

butt hole. it draws the comparison that the butt hole resembles an the pupil and iris and voids the human body's septic.
I just ate so much taco bell. I am going to have a bad time emptying the septic eye later.
by Lou Pottingsworth III May 10, 2016
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Septic Badger

A person who picks their butt for crap flakes and saves them up to eat later.
Guy 1: What do you want to eat?
Guy 2: Oh, I'm fine. I just ate all the crap flakes I'd saved up this week.

Guy 1: Oh my god, you septic badger...
by Serjeh Somogath March 5, 2010
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Septic

Emily Suzanna Koelle is the definition of a septic
Emily Suzanna Koelle is a septic
by Colin Mallon January 26, 2011
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septic

verb.: an event that has been dissatisfactory
adj.: bad; gross; dissastifactory; smelly
ex 1. That dance was the most septic thing I've ever been to.
ex 2. Latoya's septic attitude has become so annoying.
by jo jo jo bitch bojangles August 13, 2006
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Septic

To become intoxicated to the extent that a person can no longer stand up and their words are poorly enunciated. Usually a time like this a person would be making a serious fool of themselves, or be involved in something they will seriously regret tomorrow morning.
Tom: Jesus boy u were quite septic last night!
Henry: I Know, I dont really want to hear about it.
Tom: Remember when you got stuck in the cubical with that ugly fat bird you were shifting all night?
Henry: What? Oh God!
Tom: Ha Ha, you septic fool! Don't you remember!? you had your pants down at your ankles at the time making many attempts to pull them back up but gravity wasn't your friend last night!! Ahhh ha ha ha ha ha!
by Thomas O'Brien August 28, 2007
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