a. someone who pisses you off so badly there is no result but to call them a semenface. A worthless person.
b. after ejaculating onto someone's face it is appropriate to call them a semenface.
b. after ejaculating onto someone's face it is appropriate to call them a semenface.
a. God you are so damn annoying, shut the hell up semenface.
b. Awww that felt good, ha, look at you, you semenface.
b. Awww that felt good, ha, look at you, you semenface.
by juggle_boy January 20, 2007
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A Semen Wizard is a male who has a powerful and sexual social dominance on the internet. The equivalence of an Alpha Male for the internet where physical appearance is not visible.
Semen Wizards are found on sites such as Twitch where an anonymous chatter can seduce a female streamer and use his internet wisdom to profoundly interact with her, unlike others who yearn for their attention.
Females can also be Semen Wizards if they are female streamers who can gain a large number of males to become obsessed with them sexually. They are known by this term because unknowingly, many males are masturbating to them and on sites such as Twitch, they do not need to perform sexual acts to induce this behaviour.
Semen Wizard is a term coined by the Skitz Npcs (an Australian metal musical group) in their song of the same name.
Semen Wizards are found on sites such as Twitch where an anonymous chatter can seduce a female streamer and use his internet wisdom to profoundly interact with her, unlike others who yearn for their attention.
Females can also be Semen Wizards if they are female streamers who can gain a large number of males to become obsessed with them sexually. They are known by this term because unknowingly, many males are masturbating to them and on sites such as Twitch, they do not need to perform sexual acts to induce this behaviour.
Semen Wizard is a term coined by the Skitz Npcs (an Australian metal musical group) in their song of the same name.
"That streamer was a semen wizard, the entire chat was asking to fuck her."
"Wow, that guy in the chat is a semen wizard, why is she so obsessed with talking to him? I think they might fuck."
"Wow, that guy in the chat is a semen wizard, why is she so obsessed with talking to him? I think they might fuck."
by jimuser11 September 24, 2019
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Get the Semen striker mug.The federal cabinet agency of the US Government that pools registrations of all US males ages 18 to 26 for possible coerced enlistment in the military in the event of a war.
While they threaten all registration evaders with 5 years in federal prison and a $250,000 dollar fine, I'm sure all the rich Republicrat politicians kids are all exempt from the requirement.
While they threaten all registration evaders with 5 years in federal prison and a $250,000 dollar fine, I'm sure all the rich Republicrat politicians kids are all exempt from the requirement.
by Piranha May 17, 2006
Get the Selective Service mug.Marie sent Johnny a text that said how was your weekend & I miss you. Johnny ignored the I miss you and answered about his weekend. He is selective texting back.
by Lifeisfullofgrapes August 21, 2013
Get the Selective Texting mug.1. the main process behind evolution, as stated by Charles Darwin. Also known as survival of the fittest, meaning those with superior traits are more likely to pass on their genes to the next generation.
This is how life on Earth has progressed for millions of years, driven by instincts encoded into the DNA of all living things. But sadly, as a result of several factors, including exponential intelligence, irrational emotions, etc, the species Homo sapiens is slowing down in terms of evolution. Due to the successful creation of societies and advancements in the sciences of medicine, humans have become exempt from the laws of natural selection, leading to degeneration within the species.
NOTE: THIS IS NOT A RACIST OPINION IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM. THIS IS NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH CRAP LIKE SOCIAL DARWINISM OR BULLSHIT LIKE THAT. The point is, civilization has brought physical evolution of humanity to a halt. Medical and genealogical studies have revealed that those living in less industrialized or progressed regions or eras, differences in hygiene and anatomical knowledge aside, were more healthy and adaptable than people living in high-level civilizations. Or something like that.
Anyways, that's my opinion. Natural Selection doesn't apply to humans as long as humans stay indoors. Due to lapses in judgment, the "Unnatural Selection" that we have imposed on ourselves will bring doom to our species. Have a nice day!
This is how life on Earth has progressed for millions of years, driven by instincts encoded into the DNA of all living things. But sadly, as a result of several factors, including exponential intelligence, irrational emotions, etc, the species Homo sapiens is slowing down in terms of evolution. Due to the successful creation of societies and advancements in the sciences of medicine, humans have become exempt from the laws of natural selection, leading to degeneration within the species.
NOTE: THIS IS NOT A RACIST OPINION IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM. THIS IS NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH CRAP LIKE SOCIAL DARWINISM OR BULLSHIT LIKE THAT. The point is, civilization has brought physical evolution of humanity to a halt. Medical and genealogical studies have revealed that those living in less industrialized or progressed regions or eras, differences in hygiene and anatomical knowledge aside, were more healthy and adaptable than people living in high-level civilizations. Or something like that.
Anyways, that's my opinion. Natural Selection doesn't apply to humans as long as humans stay indoors. Due to lapses in judgment, the "Unnatural Selection" that we have imposed on ourselves will bring doom to our species. Have a nice day!
fanaticalreligiousperson1: Natural selection doesn't exist!
concernedrationalperson2: True, in humanity's case. Otherwise, you're retarded.
concernedrationalperson2: True, in humanity's case. Otherwise, you're retarded.
by aka_Pyro May 29, 2007
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