Selusionex

A delusional ex you want to auction to the lowest bidder.

Honey sugar my selusionex from Jersey City showed up this holiday season from the blue saying you must be so hard and wet for me; Forget I crushed you being a total loser and douchebag the last time I texted or that was fifteen years ago given time just moving forward with no two tones about it.

by ilacevoli December 9, 2018

Selfservation

A conversation one is having with oneself out loud.

I got caught mid selfservation debating if Carol Baskin did or did not kill her husband.

by Joe Deez May 12, 2020

Selfossingur

A person that lives in the town of Selfoss. this person is someone who always gets a "Pulsa með öllu" and thinks they're cooler than everyone else. Their minds have been polluted by the success around them. They often gloat about their towns accomplishments and are an all round asshole.

"Hey, did you hear? Selfoss won the match yesterday!"
"What are you? A Selfossingur?"

by Moon Man nr.6 February 17, 2022

Selfish orgy

One male having relations with four or more females that all consent. Must be simultaneously.

Origin 2022

After a night out, My dude had a selfish orgy

by 1-Ball August 7, 2022

Selfisher

To be more selfish

Ima be more selfisher

by Mackeezy February 6, 2023

selfish coward

a selfish coward is a person who disregards everyone else feelings while being afraid to confront others

Oh my god Delilah is such a selfish coward.

by dudewhomemes March 18, 2023

Selfish Snowball

When you're doing her on top and she has her legs under you and just as you jizz, she goes "KIAT" and flips you over her and onto the floor upside down. Your jizz travels down to pool on your face.

I was having makeup sex with my girl last night when she suddenly flipped me over at the moment of climax and I ended up doing a selfish snowball, I guess she's still mad.

by DJFckFace July 13, 2023