sebastian

the coolest person ever to exist but he is lowkey gay siiiiiike he is so strait you can use him as a ruler

you are so sebastian bro

by ij4769 September 25, 2020

sebastian

A useless piece of shit. He lies around all day doing fuck all. He’s overweight but never has the balls to get up and do something about it. He always has to be right about everything and will ruin a night just to try and insist he’s right when he’s clearly not. Usually ugly and weird as well, waddling around like a retard while most people try to avoid him. You can’t rely on him for anything important. A fat, useless, unattractive parasite, you should make sure to steer clear of Sebastian.

“Ew, who’s that gross flabby piece of shit?”

“Ugh. That’s Sebastian. Let’s go.”

by Sebby_memez June 1, 2020

Sebastian

Sebastian is the name for a really cool, hot, smart guy. Sebastian is usually the class clown, a little clumsy, awkward, and just plain dumb at times, but he’s good with his words and makes the people around him happy. Sebastian is popular at school, and has a lot of friends and an awesome girlfriend. He has freckles, a cute smile and fantastic hair. Everything about him just oozes hotness.

“Wow, he’s so funny, he must be a Sebastian!”

by cute_Conversations May 7, 2018

Sebastian

Sebastian is commonly referred to as “The King” and is a megaladon. It has been rumored that Sebastian weighs 7.62 tons. He is also undefeated in arm wrestling. The only one who competes for his throne as the king is Owen. (Owen has won in arm wrestling before)

Friend 1: “Hey yo! I heard that guy Sebastian is the king!”
Friend 2: “I thought he lost to Owen tho”
Friend 1: “But he ChEaTeD!!!”
Friend 2: “You right”

by Admirer of The Megaladon King April 26, 2019

Sebastian

The biggest simp in the world and fucks freshman and sucks at everything he does.

"that Sebastian kid is such a bitch"

by Jewish peopleeee April 18, 2020

Sebastian

Ratboy

"Sebastian is a ratboy"

by pablo escobars booty April 2, 2019

Sebastian

Sebastian is a fuckboy, leaving lots of girls in tears. He is a very attractive person as to how he lures In The girls. Sebastian always has an attitude and many think he is undiagnosed with bipolar. But overall he at least smellls good sometimes.

David you’re being such a Sebastian

by Changalanga February 26, 2018