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Scorpihoe

This person is a Scorpio born between October 23 and November 22, but they ooze even more sexual energy then the average Scorpio. Scorpihoes are the most sexual beings! All they think and talk about is sex, how Scorpios are the best sign in bed, and how kinky they are.
Me: I started talking to this Scorpio but they don’t even want to go on a real date, all they talk about is how they want to tie me up in bed.
Friend: Omg you’re talking to a Scorpihoe, you better like getting handcuffed!
by Gayvampire13 May 1, 2019
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Rusty Scorpion King

When you have both feet and both arms in 4 different peoples arses with there limbs in other peoples arses as scorpions are arachnids and your head up someones anus with another persons head in your anus this is a rusty scorpion king much like in the film the mummy returns this is a combination of a rusty crab and a rusty centaur.

Not for the faint hearted.
Requires 15 people atleast.

For an all boy scorpion king it is known as a spikey bellied scorpion king as there are male genitials.
Joe:Aw man last night we were gagging for some rust, I suggested a rusty centaur.
Adam:I suggested a rusted crab.
Joe:So after watching the mummy returns we decided that all 15 of us could have some fun thats when Sally came up with the Rusty Scorpion king.
Charlotte:Yeah I wanted to be the main body I can't get enough of that fucking rust.
Evan:I had to sit out cos' there was already 15 people Sally,Adam,Joe,Chris,Rachel,Sam,Ben,Emma,Warren,Jordan,Gaz,Oliver,Hayley,Dave,Jack,Shauna.
Shauna:I had the worst case of liquid rust and lubed everyone up before hand.
by Walbs September 27, 2008
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SCORPIONS

Scorpions are the best bands in the world and throughout history.
cause they're Unbreakable!!!
by Unbreakable April 9, 2004
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Scorpio

Scorpios Are Calm But Funny People They Love Going OutSide And Love Making Friends But Keep Secrets From Them When They Go To Bed They Sometimes Will Cry Themselves To Sleep And Are Some What Badasses Don't Get Into A Fight You'll Instantly Loose. I Know All This Cause I'm A Scorpio My Self
Scorpio, See You Guys Later! In The Car, *Cries*
by MyNameIsE February 4, 2021
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scorpion

A undead Spectre. His name was Hanzo Hasashi and he was once alive and was a ninja in a clan of assassins. He was killed by a rival clan member, Sub-Zero, and was cast into the Netherrealm. He returned to kill Sub-Zero, but later vowed to protect his younger brother in the future. He is not evil, but he is not good, either. Recently was "killed" by being thrown into Shang Tsung's Soulnado and was ripped apart by it's heavenly power.
Scorpion, the ninja Spectre, can use a spear. "Get over here!"
by Valtane July 25, 2003
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The Scorpions

One of the greatest classic rock bands. They have over 20 albums and my favourite album by The Scorpions is Acoustica
Hey dude i was listening to the acoustic version of Huricane 2000 and it was friggin awesome! I love the scorpions.
by cb_32 July 1, 2006
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Scorp Tits

Fat flaps that hang down like saddle bags from the chest of males. Scorp Tits develop over years, and are usually the by-product of morbid inactivity.

An unusual medical condition resulting from this condition is called "Singular Swollascorptitacus," in which one Scorp Tit is noticeably larger than the other. Males with this condition often report uncontrollable masturbation in their sleep, particularly while on vacation with family or friends. Even if awoken from this trance-like state, the person afflicted will continue to masturbate, while his one free hand gently caresses one of his Scorps. There is no known cure for this disease, although many have tried the method of igniting a lighter to the penis head of the afflicted male while in his trance. This has producted mixed results, however most being messy.


The lifecycle of a Scorp Tit is as follows: baby spuds, budding manbreasts, hairy double stuffs, and finally--lard twins.
"We were all having a good time at the lake until ole fatass Tungette's Scorp Tits kicked in again. Damn I thought Jeff was gonna try and find a blowtorch to burn his flesh sword off with."
by Scotty Smith January 6, 2009
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