When you have the absolutely worst case of diarrhea that you feel like
Jeff Daniels did on the toilet in Dumb and Dumber and the pain is too
much to bear.
Jeff Daniels did on the toilet in Dumb and Dumber and the pain is too
much to bear.
When you drink too many glasses of milk or some lowdown bastard spikes your food
with laxative or you eat too much spicy food, you'll know for sure you'll get them, and
you'll be on the can for a good long time having the screaming shits.
with laxative or you eat too much spicy food, you'll know for sure you'll get them, and
you'll be on the can for a good long time having the screaming shits.
by CDSmith1967 March 6, 2019
Get the screaming shits mug.1. An expression that is used when someone is surprised, amazed, or disgusted.
2. it is the greater version of "holy shit"
3. it is very popular phrase among military personnel.
2. it is the greater version of "holy shit"
3. it is very popular phrase among military personnel.
1. "You are the worst fucking soldier that has ever served, Holy Screaming Eagle Shit"
2. "Holy Screaming Eagle Shit, dude. I can't believe you made it thru Boot camp."
2. "Holy Screaming Eagle Shit, dude. I can't believe you made it thru Boot camp."
by 36A April 29, 2014
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when a hairy vagina is turned inside out during quick pull-out so the vagina looks like two lips and a beard.
by The real Biker August 19, 2009
Get the screaming mongolian mug.When a man and a woman are having sex outside on a winter day and the man removes his dick from her vagina, dips it in the snow and re-inserts it after it has been chilled.
After a long day of making snow angels, Francko thought it would be romantic to introduce Nicolette to the screaming penguin.
by Pat Kerins April 11, 2010
Get the Screaming Penguin mug.This is a sexual activity where a male buys a Shamrock Shake from McDonalds, which is basically a McFlurry which is defined by McTwist and the Shamrock Shake being a neon green color is defined by the Neon in the title. Then the male puts his penis inside of the Shamrock Shake for as long as he likes and then slowly pulls it out leaving neon Shamrock Shake residue on his penis. He then performs intercourse until the girl screams because she is bleeding. The color of blood, red, is the Stoplight color telling you to stop.
by Brant Sucker July 7, 2010
Get the The Screaming Neon Stoplight McTwist mug.While having sex on a beach a man pulls out his penis, sticks it in the sand then rams it back into the womans vagina. The result is generally a loud high pitched shriek (ie. Screaming Seagull) as well as some chaffing.
Bob and Sarah were going at it on the beach last night and it sounded like he gave her the screaming seagull.
by Ian Van B December 28, 2007
Get the Screaming Seagull mug.when a man takes his finger and thumb, sticks one up the womans ass and one up her vagina and makes them touch
by Bitchmofo June 11, 2003
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